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2024-08-02 -Great Cultural Revolution

Imane Khelif Wins First-Ever Gold Medal In Freestyle Domestic Violence

[Bee] PARIS — Algerian boxer Imane Khelif made history this week by becoming the first-ever Olympian to win the gold medal in the new Freestyle Domestic Violence event.

"This is for all of us," an emotional Khelif said, raising his bloody fist triumphantly as the broken body of his small female opponent lay before him. "I'm proud that my superior man-shoulders and bone structure gave me the ability to beat up this small woman. This is what the sport of freestyle domestic violence is all about."

According to doctors, the genetically male Khelif has higher testosterone and XY chromosomes that make him a killing machine. He has dominated the amateur Domestic Violence circuit, but this is the first time a similar event has made its way to the Olympics.

"Today, I make history as the first professional woman beater to win a gold medal specifically for beating a woman!" a breathless Khelif said as he wiped blood off his gloves. "I'm a brave pioneer!"

"It's — it's my fault," his combatant said as she cried. "I fell down the stairs and into a doorknob really hard, that's all." The sportsmanship she exhibited earned her the silver medal.

At publishing time, Imane Khelif also brought home gold in Freestyle Mansplaining.

Posted by Frank G 2024-08-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 International Olympic Committee Blasts "Aggression" Toward Fighters Who Failed IBA Gender Test, Defends Right to Compete

Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-02 08:16|| 2024-08-02 08:16|| Front Page Top

#2 International Olympic Committee Blasts "Aggression" Toward Fighters Who Failed IBA Gender Test, Defends Right to Compete

This is a gross distortion of the language of the type we hear so often from the progressive elites. They do this to make it sound like theirs is a noble and just cause. But calling it a "right to compete" ignores the reality of what happened. It was a man committing mayhem against a woman. But, hey, if you're gonna call it competition at least acknowledge that it's not fair by any stretch of the imagination. I always thought the Olympics were supposed to be fair. Silly me. I guess that's why I'm not watching it.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2024-08-02 11:35|| 2024-08-02 11:35|| Front Page Top

#3 It isn't about fair, now it is about equity.

Could very well title the opening ceremony theme as 'The Victory of Equity in Western Civilization.' That is debatable, as what they have done is not just show their ass, but create awakening moments, like this. I've gone with Sugar Ray Gendered, but One Punch Sham works.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-08-02 13:11|| 2024-08-02 13:11|| Front Page Top

#4 "One punch really hurt!"

Yes. It can.

Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-02 13:26|| 2024-08-02 13:26|| Front Page Top

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