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2024-06-18 The Grand Turk

In Turkey, 16,000 people were injured during sacrifices on Eid al-Adha

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[Regnum] About 16,000 people in Turkey suffered serious cuts and other injuries during sacrifices on the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Adha. Turkish Health Minister Fahrettin Koca announced this on Sunday, June 16.
"Allah mudallah banana fanna bo-fanna Allah! Ow!"
“On the first day of the holiday, about 16 thousand people turned to our hospitals due to injuries received during the sacrifice,” he wrote on his page on the social network X.
"Ew! Guts!"
"Call an ambulance! Quick!"
It is noted that the most people were affected in Ankara (1,274), Istanbul (840) and Izmir (416).
"What's up with this guy, Doctor Quincy?"
"They say he disembowelled himself, Sam!"
According to the head of the Turkish Ministry of Health, the reason for such injuries is the lack of experience of the people performing the sacrifice. At the same time, it is also possible that some violate the requirements of the authorities, according to which the slaughter of sacrificial animals must be carried out in specially designated places.
"But I'm not sure they're his bowels!"
As reported by Regnum news agency, in 2024 Eid al-Adha will be celebrated for three days - from June 16 to 18. The main festive events take place on the first day. On June 16, President Vladimir Putin sent congratulations to the Muslims of Russia,
"Congratulations! Now disembowel yourselves!"
noting the significant contribution of Muslim organizations to the unity of the Russian people and the development of interethnic and interreligious dialogue.
"How can you tell?"
"They're not his unless he's been on a Purina and grass diet!"

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#1 Funny thing, when they butcher people, they always manage.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-06-18 00:14|| 2024-06-18 00:14|| Front Page Top

#2 I dunno about that. They kill themselves and each other by accident often enough. I saw elsewhere today that they claimed 555 dead Paleostinians to 22 Israelis. What does that say about their soldierly skills?

Posted by Fred 2024-06-18 00:33|| 2024-06-18 00:33|| Front Page Top

#3 We should all encourage more religious behavior of this nature.
(If you can get them to kill themselves, you don't have to do it for them.)

Posted by ed in texas 2024-06-18 08:32|| 2024-06-18 08:32|| Front Page Top

#4 Half(0.5, 1/2) as many as 'killed' in Gaza...
Here's a refresher on counting:

Posted by Skidmark 2024-06-18 12:25|| 2024-06-18 12:25|| Front Page Top

#5 over 500 deaths from Hajj this year

Posted by Lord Garth 2024-06-18 16:42|| 2024-06-18 16:42|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ "Those a ROOKIE NUMBERS! Try harder!"

Posted by Frank G 2024-06-18 17:28|| 2024-06-18 17:28|| Front Page Top

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