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2024-04-24 -Great Cultural Revolution

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

[Bee] As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia University protestors clarified that they only want "Death to America" after America is done paying their student loans for them.

"Death to America... in like, 3 or 4 years when I graduate!" shouted one student protestor. "America truly is the ’Great Satan' that ravages and oppresses other countries and deserves to be wiped off the face of the earth...as soon as the American taxpayers finish paying off our tuition loans!

"But as soon as that's done, then, yeah, totally, death to America!"

The mob of angry students occupying the Gaza Solidarity Encampment agreed that this was an entirely reasonable requirement. "America owes us. You, know, for being all evil and horrible and stuff," said an apparently well-educated student at the university. "We demand loan forgiveness from America. Then it can die as soon as that's done."

As part of this agreement, Columbia students vowed to maintain barely passing grades in all of their liberal arts classes for the duration of time it takes taxpayers to cover their debt.

At publishing time, the Columbia protestors had also called for the death of Elon Musk, but only after they get a Tesla.

Posted by Frank G 2024-04-24 05:56|| || Front Page|| [223 views ] Top
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#1 Last time I checked - "Death to America" is basically insurrection. And from that you can make a reasonable assumption that DoJ/FBI are on their side by the old "the dog that did not bark".

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-04-24 07:49|| 2024-04-24 07:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Twilight of the Wonks BY WALTER RUSSELL MEAD

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-04-24 10:38|| 2024-04-24 10:38|| Front Page Top

#3 ^ Mead makes some good points then goes on and on. It doesn't take that many paragraphs to say "sh*t's f*cked up."

Posted by M. Murcek 2024-04-24 11:28|| 2024-04-24 11:28|| Front Page Top

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