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2024-02-10 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Hamas government demands 1,000 trucks of humanitarian aid per day for northern Gaza
Chutzpah incarnate.
[IsraelTimes] The Hamas
...always the voice of sweet reason...
government in Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamas with about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about oppression and disproportionate response...
has demanded that 1,000 trucks of humanitarian aid be given access to northern Gaza every day until the impact of the war on civilians has been reversed, Arabic-language media reports.

The Hamas-run Government Media Office in Gaza claims that this amount of aid is required because "the famine in northern Gaza is worsening" as a result of American and Israeli actions, the reports state.

"We immediately demand the entry of 1,000 trucks daily into northern Gaza until it recovers from the famine and its impact," the report quotes Hamas as saying.
"And a pony!"
There are an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 Paleostinians still living in northern Gaza, which the IDF ordered be evacuated at the beginning of the war.
Posted by trailing wife 2024-02-10 2024-02-10 01:55|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ]  Top
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#1 And a pony.
Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-02-10 02:34||   2024-02-10 02:34|| Front Page Top

#2 And a unicorn. (They need it for the virgins.)
Posted by ed in texas 2024-02-10 08:41||   2024-02-10 08:41|| Front Page Top

#3 "And those trucks better include weapons and ammunition. Otherwise, it's not humanitarian enough!"
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2024-02-10 09:39||   2024-02-10 09:39|| Front Page Top

#4 has demanded

Stamping their tiny curly slippers.
From Qatar?
Posted by Skidmark 2024-02-10 11:40||   2024-02-10 11:40|| Front Page Top

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