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2024-02-06 Britain

At least Prince Chuck got to reign as king for seventeen months thus far, achieving his lifetime ambition of becoming the national figurehead. One wonders if Prince and Princess Harry will calm down once big brother Wills takes the throne...

[GEO.TV] King Chuck

...King of England, Scotland, Ireland -- at least part of it -- Wales, Gibraltar, the Falkland Islands, and places like that. The first King Chuck had his head chopped off, the second one was Good Time Charlie. The third once wanted to be a tampon and thinks we'll all be extinct within the next seven years...
has just been diagnosed with cancer, according to an official Buckingham Palace statement.

The news came shortly after the King of England has a surgery for a 'benign' prostate condition.
Whatever it is, I hope and pray he defeats it !
The report by Buckingham Palace has been shared to "prevent speculation and in the hope it may assist public understanding for all those around the world who are affected by cancer."

The Palace also added that the news came to light after "a separate issue of concern was noted" during his prostate surgery.

However,
there's more than one way to stuff a chicken...
"subsequent diagnostic tests have identified" it as a "form of cancer.

For those unversed, moving forward the monarch will be focusing solely on "regular treatments" and as such "has been advised by doctors to postpone public-facing duties."

Courtesy of Skidmark: 'The prognosis is good': King Charles III remains 'hugely positive' regarding his cancer diagnosis and will carry on with 'business as usual' - as nation holds its breath and Prince Harry flies back from LA without Meghan to visit his father

Posted by Fred 2024-02-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11143 views ] Top

#1 RIP Toby Keith from Stomach Cancer

Posted by Frank G 2024-02-06 07:01|| 2024-02-06 07:01|| Front Page Top

#2 ^^^

Posted by Beldar Uneter3543 2024-02-06 09:46|| 2024-02-06 09:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Seeing how Chucklefucks has been behaving it must be brain cancer.

Posted by DarthVader 2024-02-06 09:46|| 2024-02-06 09:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Prostate, brain, with some people its difficult to determine what they engage in when they try to speak.

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-02-06 12:06|| 2024-02-06 12:06|| Front Page Top

#5 boo effing hoo. maybe his successor will give harry a role as roving ambassador or something. Harry did 2 tours in afghanistan. i like harry.

Posted by irish rage boy 2024-02-06 14:10|| 2024-02-06 14:10|| Front Page Top

#6 Then Harry married a preening twat who cut his nuts off. He’s never been the same.

Posted by Remoteman 2024-02-06 16:21|| 2024-02-06 16:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Has or is cancer?

Posted by AlanC 2024-02-06 17:41|| 2024-02-06 17:41|| Front Page Top

#8 A parasite with cancer. What are the odds?

Posted by ed in texas 2024-02-06 19:12|| 2024-02-06 19:12|| Front Page Top

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