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2024-02-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry worried about future: 'What if money runs out'
[GEO.TV] Princess Meghan Markle
...unlikable American former starlet married to the formerly likable Prince Harry. Chock full of lefty political opinions, Markle's most important characteristic is that she is Black, even though she doesn't look it. Her mother, y'see, is half black and her father is white, which would make her a quarter Black. Her half brother described her (to her husband, before their marriage) as a jaded, shallow, conceited woman that will make a joke of you and the royal family heritage. Once married, she was too good for the Royals and she and Harry decamped to Beverly Hills, kind of like the Clampetts did, thus making a joke of Harry and the royal family heritage...
 and Prince Harry
 are aiming to bag worthy projects in fear of their finances running out.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, who have failed to produce impressive work in the light of their multi-million dollar partnerships with Netflix and Spotify, are now worried about their spending.

Royal expert Matt Wilkinson tells True Royalty TV's The Royal Beat: "They've got huge outgoings, security, mortgage, everything. When I've spoken to people out there, they've said they are obsessed with security, [and] they don't want to live in a smaller house, they absolutely love the house.

"I think they had a $9 million dollar mortgage when they took it out that they still had to pay, and [Harry’s] had his money from Spotify, he’s had his money from Netflix.

"There is a worry behind the walls of Buckingham Palace of what happens when the money runs out ... [and whether] he will at some stage have to find more money from other outlets."
Posted by Fred 2024-02-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11143 views ]  Top

#1 Learn to code...

There's always OnlyFans for Meghan.
Posted by Procopius2k 2024-02-04 06:53||   2024-02-04 06:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Poor things, I wish they would starve to death
Posted by Chris 2024-02-04 07:26||   2024-02-04 07:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Wait til all the azzholes in Hollyweird who have sucked up to them stop taking thier calls. It will be new tell-all book time.
Posted by M. Murcek 2024-02-04 07:50||   2024-02-04 07:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Unless he can shoot a ball through a hoop really well, there are few real jobs outside of the Biden family that will make enough to cover their house payment. She needs to run for Congress. It is the only grift big enough.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-02-04 08:20||   2024-02-04 08:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Try to imagine how little I care.
You could try, you know, working.
Posted by ed in texas 2024-02-04 08:58||   2024-02-04 08:58|| Front Page Top

#6 I don't think we've cared about the British royal family (or ex-royal family) since 1776.
Posted by Tom 2024-02-04 11:51||   2024-02-04 11:51|| Front Page Top

#7 royal family doesn't bother me, these 2 assholes though
Posted by Chris 2024-02-04 13:37||   2024-02-04 13:37|| Front Page Top

#8 But it's still early. We haven't heard about Harry's "two tours" yet.
Posted by M. Murcek 2024-02-04 13:53||   2024-02-04 13:53|| Front Page Top

#9 At some point they’ll probably hit the house party circuit, like the abdicated English king and his divorcée did. There’s a certain type of moneyed hostess who thinks adding such people to the guest list adds cachet to a gathering.

Not comfortable for young Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet, but by then they’ll be at boarding school most of the time anyway.
Posted by trailing wife 2024-02-04 14:03||   2024-02-04 14:03|| Front Page Top

#10 'What If Money Runs Out'

What if you two had kept your mouths shut and not acted like a couple of entitled, weapons-grade plums?

Mike
Posted by MikeKozlowski 2024-02-04 14:28||   2024-02-04 14:28|| Front Page Top

#11 "On your own" and "all about you" are not the same things...
Posted by M. Murcek 2024-02-04 14:45||   2024-02-04 14:45|| Front Page Top

#12 Her last shot at the TV talk show/Oprah circuit will be when she dumps his stupid ass and manufactures race=based boo-hoo stories for the MSM grist-mill. After that, she has the little royals for day=care money from Chuck or Wils indefinitely. Harry, he will slink back and take lessons from Prince Andrew on being invisible.
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-02-04 15:09||   2024-02-04 15:09|| Front Page Top

#13 She should go back to her Yacht Girl career.

I'm sure the sheiks miss her.

Posted by Regular joe 2024-02-04 15:50||   2024-02-04 15:50|| Front Page Top

#14 
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2024-02-04 20:13||   2024-02-04 20:13|| Front Page Top

#15 As soon as I saw Markle and Harry in the headline, I skipped to the next post (after typing this, lol).
Posted by DooDahMan 2024-02-04 20:16||   2024-02-04 20:16|| Front Page Top

#16 
Posted by Besoeker 2024-02-04 22:12||   2024-02-04 22:12|| Front Page Top

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