Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Wed 05/28/2025 View Tue 05/27/2025 View Mon 05/26/2025 View Sun 05/25/2025 View Sat 05/24/2025 View Fri 05/23/2025 View Thu 05/22/2025
2024-02-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Naked customer allegedly threatens convenience store staff with veggie peeler, masturbates in front of cops
[NYPOST] A naked Florida woman with a long rap sheet allegedly threatened to kill convenience store workers with a vegetable peeler — then drunkenly masturbated in front of responding deputies.
She sounds like a fun date.
Self-motivated is a good thing
Celia Barrett, 35, went to the RaceTrac at 2551 54th Ave. in St Petersburg on Sunday evening after downing about six shots of liquor and waved a "sharp-edged peeler-corer," Fox 35 Orlando reported, citing an affidavit.
... and then, when I brought her home to meet Mom...
She complained about having been previously trespassed from the gas station and began to bang the veggie tool on the counter as she hurled obscenities at the cashier, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.
I hate it when women do that. My mother never banged a veggie tool in her life!
Barrett also threatened the general manager with the peeler-corer, which she waved in a threatening manner as if she was going to stab him, according to the affidavit.
"I'm gonna peel and core you!"
"Spare me!"

She yelled that she was "going to kill him" before putting the weapon down and walking away.
"I'll murderlize youse, general!"
The unhinged woman then allegedly took out her frustrations on a display of about 50 Red Bull drinks, which she toppled, and tore open a carton of cigarettes in her fit of fury.
"Outta my way, Red Bullz!"
When police arrived, she was still out of control and allegedly gave them an X-rated show.
"Hey! You can't do that!"
"I'm doing it! Watch me!"
"I am!"

“​Prior to being taken into custody [Barrett] began masturbating in front of deputies,” a deputy reported, according to The Smoking Gun, which cited the affidavit.
"Cheeze! Lookit the size of that thing!"
"Those are some major callouses!"
"Stop it! You're scaring the K9!"
"It's okay, Otto! You can come out from under there now! Here boy!... Now look what you've done! Poor Otto!"

Her lengthy rap sheet includes convictions for battery, prostitution, criminal mischief and narcotics possession, according to the outlet.
Wotta surprise.
Posted by Fred 2024-02-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ]  Top

#1 

In the New Normal Generation, her Social Media, Tinder and dating app are likely getting a lot of pings from Vegans 🫣

Posted by NN2N1 2024-02-01 05:49||   2024-02-01 05:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Female passenger, 60, who stripped naked 'peeled' in meltdown on Frontier Airlines flight from Orlando to Philadelphia is slapped with federal charges
Posted by Skidmark 2024-02-01 06:03||   2024-02-01 06:03|| Front Page Top

#3 She seems nice
Posted by Frank G 2024-02-01 07:29||   2024-02-01 07:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Weird. I know a Celia Barrett but this ain't her.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2024-02-01 10:45||   2024-02-01 10:45|| Front Page Top

#5 our next president!
Posted by Cholutle Thrans9751 2024-02-01 11:45||   2024-02-01 11:45|| Front Page Top

#6 That perp image triggered the adage - "rode hard and put up wet"!
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-02-01 13:19||   2024-02-01 13:19|| Front Page Top

#7 You go design an overpass crosswalk, and nobody calls you Celia the Bridge Maker.

You go wrestle an alligators at a golf course, and nobody calls you Celia the Pest Remover.

But you go masturbate drunken with a veggie peeler at a quick shop one time....
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-02-01 15:58||   2024-02-01 15:58|| Front Page Top

#8 /\ It just isn't right !
Posted by Besoeker 2024-02-01 18:04||   2024-02-01 18:04|| Front Page Top

09:43 Mullah Richard
09:27 Warthog
09:11 Mercutio
09:07 AlmostAnonymous5839
08:52 Matt
08:24 Matt
08:20 SteveS
07:43 Procopius2k
07:42 BrerRabbit
07:42 Procopius2k
07:39 Procopius2k
07:36 Procopius2k
07:35 Procopius2k
07:34 trailing wife
07:31 Procopius2k
07:30 NN2N1
07:22 NN2N1
07:18 trailing wife
07:14 Richard Aubrey
07:10 NN2N1
07:09 Besoeker
07:03 NN2N1
06:58 NN2N1
06:58 Besoeker









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com