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2023-12-29 China-Japan-Koreas

Kim Jong Un orders military and nuclear weapons sector to prepare for war and vows to expand partnerships with 'anti-imperialist' countries

“Quick, Sgt. Tom — scatter Twinkies in a path to the nearest grocery store!”
“Alternate artillery loads loaded, sir! Fire Twinkies! *WHUMP* Fire pretzels! *WHUMP* Fire M&Ms! *WHUMP* Aaaaaaand Operation Breadcrumbs is... Lookit them go, sir — I don’t think we’ll need to call in the chocolate cake. We’ve already won this war.”

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] North Korea leader Kim Jong Un

...a.k.a. “Pudgy”...

has ordered his country's military, munitions industry and nuclear weapons sector to get ready for war following what he called unprecedented confrontational moves by the U.S., state media said on Thursday.

Speaking on the policy directions for the new year at a key meeting of the country's ruling party on Wednesday, Kim also said Pyongyang would expand strategic cooperation with 'anti-imperialist independent' countries, news agency KCNA reported.

North Korea has been expanding ties with Russia, among others, as Washington accuses Pyongyang of supplying military equipment to Moscow for use in its war with Ukraine, while Russia provides technical support to help the North advance its military capabilities.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-12-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top
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#1 When Governments and Dictators start calling for war and or elimination of a virtual enemy.

It generally means they have bigger problems at home and need deflections to focus its serfs attentions in other directions.

Posted by NN2N1 2023-12-29 07:24|| 2023-12-29 07:24|| Front Page Top

#2 ^In case of Kim Jong Un it could be an indigestion.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2023-12-29 07:30|| 2023-12-29 07:30|| Front Page Top

#3 ..or his sister is having cramps. No useful idiots around at the moment to shoot.

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-12-29 07:36|| 2023-12-29 07:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Just part of the NorK budget cycle. Must need more food.

Posted by Mercutio 2023-12-29 08:36|| 2023-12-29 08:36|| Front Page Top

#5 We have always been at was with Eastasia.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-12-29 13:04|| 2023-12-29 13:04|| Front Page Top

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