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2023-12-06 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

John Kerry is accused of farting during climate speech where he asked for coal power plants to be eliminated

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] Former Secretary of State and presidential candidate John Kerry is facing accusations that he broke wind during one of his patented climate change rants that he delivered in Dubai after traveling to the Emirate via a gas guzzling jet.

Kerry, 79, was in the process of telling the audience that 'the climate crisis and the health crisis are one and the same' on Sunday while bringing up a study that states coal 'doubles the numbers of deaths' compared to other types of pollutions, when a squeak could be heard.

'There shouldn’t be any more coal-fired power plants permitted anywhere in the world,' Kerry added while saying that he's become more-and-more 'militant' over the issue in his old-age.

His remarks were met by a round of applause from the crowd, which apparently muffled the fart sound however it was picked up by the microphones and could be heard clearly during the broadcast.

Kerry was speaking in his role as the Biden administration's climate envoy at the UN Climate Change Conference in Dubai. There has been no comment from the 2004 presidential candidate on the scandal.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-12-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 "There has been no comment from the FAILED 2004 presidential candidate on the scandal. "

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-12-06 08:53|| 2023-12-06 08:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Even his internal workings couldn't stand the competition of the crap he was saying. Left him in the lurch as it was....

Posted by Warthog 2023-12-06 09:44|| 2023-12-06 09:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Did his fart smell like caviar and elder Barry?

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-12-06 10:46|| 2023-12-06 10:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Most intelligent sound from Lurch in 6 decades

Posted by airandee 2023-12-06 11:11|| 2023-12-06 11:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Was it in our general direction?

Posted by Super Hose 2023-12-06 12:24|| 2023-12-06 12:24|| Front Page Top

#6 elder Barry
Nice.

Bet his breath is just as bad.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-12-06 13:09|| 2023-12-06 13:09|| Front Page Top

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