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2023-09-28 Great White North

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache

[BEE] OTTAWA — After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada's dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair.

"If there's anything that has been a real asset to me in my career, it's my beautiful Cuban hair," said Trudeau to official state media reporters. "Canadians will swoon when they see my sexy new mustache and all will be forgiven! Wenn du wie die Sonne strahlen willst, musst du zuerst so brennen!"

Hundreds of gathered supporters gasped with delight upon seeing Trudeau's new look for the first time.

Members of the Liberal Party of Canada applauded the deft move by Trudeau, praising his new look as "sophisticated," "alluring," and "wunderbar." "We are so grateful to our beloved Trudeau for helping Canada move past this dark and humiliating chapter," said MP Anna Gainey. "Just look at him! He's so dreamy, eh?"

At publishing time, Trudeau attempted to further make amends for the shameful incident by instituting a day of remembrance in honor of the guy who killed Hitler.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-09-28 10:31|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 Yeah, but if he grew a beard he might look like his daddy.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-09-28 11:53|| 2023-09-28 11:53|| Front Page Top

#2 A Freddy Mercury would be appropriate, had he more than 20 pounds of muscle on him.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-09-28 12:51|| 2023-09-28 12:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Yea, but you [Americans] have to admit - he makes your politicians look good.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2023-09-28 13:00|| 2023-09-28 13:00|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ Margaret Trudeau thought his daddy made her politician look good too.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-09-28 13:58|| 2023-09-28 13:58|| Front Page Top

#5 To be fair, American Globalist Politicians have more years experience in blackface.

Turd-o did start a sock fetish craze and managed to pull off a more convincing hetero relationship than Cory Booker.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-09-28 14:06|| 2023-09-28 14:06|| Front Page Top

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