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2023-08-24 Home Front: Politix

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant

[Bee] ATLANTA, GA — The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.

CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. "'Electionyearicron' is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth," said Mr. Cohen. "So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!"

The White House hosted an immediate press conference to address the dangerous new variant. "We're thrilled - I mean, um, alarmed - to hear of this deadly new 'Electionyearicron' variant," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "The President says we'll probably just go ahead and cancel the general elections next year as a precaution. It's the only way to really flatten the curve. You don't want to kill grandma, do you?"

The CDC has released guidelines once again encouraging social distancing and the wearing of masks. "It's the best way to love your neighbor," said Mr. Cohen. "The government will let you know just as soon as it's safe to end quarantine, which we project to be immediately after the next election is over. Just to give Americans an extra sense of assurance, we are calling Dr. Fauci back out of retirement so everyone knows they can trust our word. Stay home, stay safe!"

As of press time, millions of middle-class liberal women had already sewn their N95 masks directly onto their faces as a precaution.

Posted by Frank G 2023-08-24 11:18|| || Front Page|| [16 views ] Top
File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats

#1 Don't wanna say "I told you so" but when they first introduced cheat by mail balloting I figured covid was nothing but a bioweapon to keep Biden from having to campaign and keep Trump from winning in 2020. If Biden is forced to campaign in 2024, people will clearly see what a train wreck he is. Can't have that. Now I hear some employers are requiring their employees to wear masks at work. Can lockdowns and mandatory vaccinations be far behind?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-08-24 13:49|| 2023-08-24 13:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Lockdowns 2.0? Masks, social distancing and more are creeping back as election season builds

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-08-24 13:54|| 2023-08-24 13:54|| Front Page Top

#3 some employers are requiring their employees to wear masks at work.

Universities are as well as demanding people have 3 vax sticks. A TSA leak stated that the feds will start masking in their buildings next month and require it for travel in October. Expect full push for lockdowns by December.

Posted by DarthVader 2023-08-24 15:18|| 2023-08-24 15:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Ignore. Many I have spoken to are choosing to ignore government projecting verbal bile.

Posted by Dale 2023-08-24 15:21|| 2023-08-24 15:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Ignore

One of the few arguments I will agree with 1000%

Posted by DarthVader 2023-08-24 15:56|| 2023-08-24 15:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Masks and Covid restrictions are the next step in the escalation of provocations by the Puppet Show. They NEED public disorder/pushback to justify lockdowns and harsh controls on movement and gatherings in the run up to the election.

They plan a repeat of 2020’s election fraud, with Gov-Hairdoo or Big Mike installed if sham elections occur once Jojo is put out to pasture.

Trump will be convicted on some pretense of "insurrection"and the 14th Amendment ploy will be used to keep him off of printed ballots in the Blue strongholds. Doesn't matter that it is bogus, and will be overturned on appeal. The process will keep him from that exoneration until after the ballot window/election is passed. Ted Stevens prototype refined. Very hard to imagine enough Trump write-ins to defeat the Dominion machines and other shenanigans.

I’m pretty sure the Cold War victory certificate might have been premature.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2023-08-24 16:23|| 2023-08-24 16:23|| Front Page Top

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