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2023-08-16 Government Corruption

Consoler in chief? Lounge chair Biden revealing his true self on the beach

[NYPOST] President Biden lounged Sunday on Rehoboth Beach while the town of Lahaina on the island of Maui was still smoking, with photos of the once-idyllic paradise showing a charred wasteland.

The grim images, the unfathomable loss of life, the haunting, sickening knowledge the news would only worsen as the days passed: It would have brought any stoic to tears.

But not beach bum Biden.

Ol’ Joe was busy relaxing in his lounge chair for hours getting some vitamin D and living out one of those cheesy "Beach life" mottos you see painted on driftwood.

When asked about the mounting corpse count from the country’s deadliest wildfire in a century, he gave a cold, "No comment," reported Bloomberg White House correspondent Justin Sink, who tweeted a picture of Biden relaxing on the sandy shore, looking like Chris Christie in his infamous 2017 Beachgate scandal.

Posted by Fred 2023-08-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11138 views ] Top

#1 Biden appears to FORGET the name of devastated Maui as he breaks silence on firestorm which has left at least 106 dead - after being slammed for refusal to comment on tragedy and jetting off on vacation

Posted by Skidmark 2023-08-16 04:10|| 2023-08-16 04:10|| Front Page Top

#2 For a long time, his handlers were trying to keep up the image of him doing athletic activities and interacting with people on his vacations. He still bikes occasionally, but mostly he is just done..

Posted by Super Hose 2023-08-16 05:23|| 2023-08-16 05:23|| Front Page Top

#3 I never thought he would last this long.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-08-16 07:51|| 2023-08-16 07:51|| Front Page Top

#4 Me neither, B.

Actually lost money on a bet to that effect.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-08-16 08:09|| 2023-08-16 08:09|| Front Page Top

#5 The extreme measures taken to medically sustain this imposter may one day be labeled diabolical.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-08-16 08:18|| 2023-08-16 08:18|| Front Page Top

#6 We'll soon be viewing Biden 2.0 brought to you by AI. "Gosh - he seems to be more with it...those vacations must be helping"

They'll start slowly and with small improvements. Most of the nation will be like the frog in boiling water example. Eventually the AI version will be playing tennis and saving a bay from drowning.

We at the Burg will have the correct situational awareness as usual.

Posted by Warthog 2023-08-16 09:08|| 2023-08-16 09:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Gavin Newsom will be the next president and Gretchen Whitmer will be VP.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-08-16 10:48|| 2023-08-16 10:48|| Front Page Top

#8 #6 We'll soon be viewing Biden 2.0 brought to you by AI. "Gosh - he seems to be more with it...those vacations must be helping"

"M-M-M-Max Headroom"

Posted by Frank G 2023-08-16 11:26|| 2023-08-16 11:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Deacon Blues is frightening me. I'm afraid he might be right.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-08-16 11:30|| 2023-08-16 11:30|| Front Page Top

#10 Hard to get rid of roaches Besoeker.

Posted by Chris 2023-08-16 12:23|| 2023-08-16 12:23|| Front Page Top

#11 /\ Certainly appears to be the case Chris.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-08-16 12:47|| 2023-08-16 12:47|| Front Page Top

#12 The bureaucracy will fight tooth and nail to keep Joe. He doesn't even know what they're doing and so will never, ever interfere with all their empire buliding and waste. He is as perfect a president as they are ever likely to get.

Other candidates, D or R, might have their own ideas and so interfere.

Posted by Tom 2023-08-16 13:37|| 2023-08-16 13:37|| Front Page Top

#13 His handlers took 5 days to figure out what his response is to be. Until then he knows to make no comment. He is NOT in charge.

Posted by Enver Dingle4916 2023-08-16 17:48|| 2023-08-16 17:48|| Front Page Top

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