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2023-07-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Hunter Biden Told To Get a Job By Judge (Who the Hell Would Hire Him!)

Hunter, Meet Your New Mama
[FoxNews] A federal judge in Delaware on Wednesday ordered Hunter Biden to "actively seek employment," abstain from drugs or alcohol, submit to random drug testing and not possess a firearm as conditions for staying out of jail.

The conditions were laid out by U.S. District Court Judge Maryellen Noreika as part of the ongoing investigation in Delaware centering around the first son.

Posted by Enver Dingle4916 2023-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [17 views ] Top

#1 I'll take some onion rings with that, big guy...

Posted by Raj 2023-07-27 01:04|| 2023-07-27 01:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Zelensky.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-27 05:39|| 2023-07-27 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Why judge, don't you know that's racist! (do I need to put a /sarc on that?)

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-07-27 06:39|| 2023-07-27 06:39|| Front Page Top

#4 I think the artwork prices just dropped a couple (or three) 0's

Posted by Frank G 2023-07-27 06:42|| 2023-07-27 06:42|| Front Page Top

#5 Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

Posted by Besoeker 2023-07-27 07:02|| 2023-07-27 07:02|| Front Page Top

#6 He is literally doing his job.

Raj, I'd think ordering Onion Rings from Hunter will get you something....unexpected.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-27 08:26|| 2023-07-27 08:26|| Front Page Top

#7 They will hire him as part of Joe’s reelection campaign, but they will try to hide from the public where he is on the payroll.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-27 09:32|| 2023-07-27 09:32|| Front Page Top

#8 This is from more than a decade ago, but it's apropos of #6...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-07-27 09:36|| 2023-07-27 09:36|| Front Page Top

#9 I understand John Edwards did a stint in telesales.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-07-27 10:45|| 2023-07-27 10:45|| Front Page Top

#10 I bet he could make you A Pizza with Extra Parmesan.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-27 11:17|| 2023-07-27 11:17|| Front Page Top

#11 He has some experience in grief counseling on his resume.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-27 11:20|| 2023-07-27 11:20|| Front Page Top

#12 I'm waiting for the Random Drug Testing at his CA residence. The Conservative Tree House this morning posted a copy of the Affidavit and revealed Attachment A of the now failed Plea Agreement which was submitted as a Statement of Factsby his own lawyers. It reveals an addiction so deep that he was using crack every 15 minutes. It tells of repeated relapses through 2019 but stops at that point without commenting further. Does anyone honestly think he has achieved sobriety currently?

Posted by NoMoreBS 2023-07-27 12:31|| 2023-07-27 12:31|| Front Page Top

#13 I wonder how many times he's been resuscitated.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-07-27 12:38|| 2023-07-27 12:38|| Front Page Top

#14 Hunter is not even on the same planet as Sobriety. Hell, he's not even aspiring to be a dry drunk. Me thinks the entire Biden cartel will have to crash and burn in spectacular fashion for him to have a chance at recovery.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2023-07-27 12:53|| 2023-07-27 12:53|| Front Page Top

#15 Sideshow Bob at the White House says Bidet will not pardon Hunter. Gee, I'm so sure she's telling the truth...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-07-27 16:30|| 2023-07-27 16:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Because there will be no conviction?

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-27 16:54|| 2023-07-27 16:54|| Front Page Top

#17 Crack addiction is incredibly difficult to recover from. Much more addictive than just coke because of the chemistry involved.

If he was up to using every 15 minutes, I'm actually surprised he's still alive.

So far, the only substance abuse programs he's gone through have been short-term 'spin dry' ones. Nothing like a year to 18 month inpatient center. That said, he's probably still addicted (which would explain his sidling off for a quick snort on the White House balcony a few weeks ago).

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-07-27 17:00|| 2023-07-27 17:00|| Front Page Top

#18 He would have to want to get clean. Where's his incentive with The Big Guy running interference for him?

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-07-27 17:07|| 2023-07-27 17:07|| Front Page Top

#19 Where's his incentive with The Big Guy running interference for him?

Hunter has a lot of dirt on Pops.

Posted by Enver Dingle4916 2023-07-27 17:59|| 2023-07-27 17:59|| Front Page Top

#20 Is the special deal Hunter got because Hunter is blackmailing Joe?

Posted by lord garth 2023-07-27 20:25|| 2023-07-27 20:25|| Front Page Top

#21 They are codependent. In his current state Hunter has leverage on nobody for longer than 14 minutes.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-27 20:57|| 2023-07-27 20:57|| Front Page Top