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2023-06-30 -Great Cultural Revolution

Awkward: Supreme Court Rules Against Affirmative Action With Affirmative Action Hire Sitting Right There

[Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an extremely awkward moment, six Supreme Court justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional, completely forgetting that affirmative action hire Ketanji Brown Jackson was sitting right there next to them.

"Welp, this is kind of an uncomfortable situation," said Chief Justice John Roberts after turning in his majority opinion. "No hard feelings, ok, Ketanji? We're still invited to the cookout at your place this weekend, right?"

Roberts then slunk away with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Today is a sad day for anyone who was hired strictly based on their race, gender, and sexual orientation rather than qualifications," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who was hired strictly based on her race, gender, and sexual orientation rather than qualifications. "Ah, crap... now this is awkward."

Vice President Kamala Harris, also an identity hire with no qualifications, weighed in as well, saying: "Affirmative action is affirmative, and that's good. Without affirmative action, we will have non-affirmative action which is the worst kind of action. And that's bad. HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!"

At publishing time, Clarence Thomas had distracted himself from his awkward feeling by writing yet another brilliant opinion.

Posted by Frank G 2023-06-30 06:36|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Biden reveals that Obama is 'helping out a lot' and jokes that he looks for the ex-president every time he hears Hail to the Chief - as Barack and Michelle join White House in knocking Supreme Court for affirmative action decision

Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-30 07:52|| 2023-06-30 07:52|| Front Page Top

#2 Thomas blasts Jackson's 'race-infused world view' in Supreme Court ruling outlawing affirmative action

Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-30 07:59|| 2023-06-30 07:59|| Front Page Top

#3 For someone who can't define what a women is.....

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-06-30 08:17|| 2023-06-30 08:17|| Front Page Top

#4 40plus years late

Posted by Chris 2023-06-30 08:41|| 2023-06-30 08:41|| Front Page Top

#5 I think we found that definition here not too long ago.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-30 08:52|| 2023-06-30 08:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Awkward? That's a strange way to spell "schadenfreude". I was tempted to use another derivative of that term, but just couldn't use 'boner' and 'Ketanji Brown' in the same sentence. Now THAT would have been awkward.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2023-06-30 15:08|| 2023-06-30 15:08|| Front Page Top

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