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2023-04-23 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Pensioner urinating on a train track is killed by a flying cow that was hit by a carriage and flung 100ft through the air
Death comes in many guises.
It was his time.
Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-23 08:56|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ]  Top

#1 I was expecting ‘when came in contact with 50,000 volt third rail kind of ending. Being hit by a cow doesn’t have the same sizzle.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2023-04-23 09:27||   2023-04-23 09:27|| Front Page Top

#2 God says "Now watch the double bank shot."
Posted by ed in texas 2023-04-23 09:47||   2023-04-23 09:47|| Front Page Top

#3 Karma, she a bitch and she got pit bull puppies.
Posted by Mercutio 2023-04-23 09:48||   2023-04-23 09:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Occurs to me if he was a Hindu and got killed by a flying sacred animal, he done somebody bad.
Posted by Mercutio 2023-04-23 09:51||   2023-04-23 09:51|| Front Page Top

#5  Being hit by a cow doesn’t have the same sizzle.

Who needs the sizzle when you’ve got the steak?
Posted by trailing wife 2023-04-23 10:37||   2023-04-23 10:37|| Front Page Top

#6 And here's some kids thinking dad's cowhide belt was a bad deal...
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-04-23 11:47||   2023-04-23 11:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Hopefully, they don’t give out funny nicknames in heaven or this guy will be whizzing cow for the next several millennia.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-23 14:32||   2023-04-23 14:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Instant Karma gonna get you...
Posted by Regular joe 2023-04-23 14:45||   2023-04-23 14:45|| Front Page Top

#9 Gives new meaning to the word “cowcatcher”.
Posted by KBK 2023-04-23 23:43||   2023-04-23 23:43|| Front Page Top

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