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2023-03-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Florida man is robbed of his gun, sneakers and diamond-encrusted watch after taking two women home from Hard Rock Café for a night of 'entertaining'

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]

An unidentified man took two women back to his Broward County townhouse after meeting them while at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

The women proceeded to rob the man of his watch, sneakers and gun

Police released tapes captured by the man's security system of the women, hoping to identify them, as a series of crimes like this one unfold in Florida

Posted by Skidmark 2023-03-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [21 views ] Top

#1 Anybody short on reasons to avoid hookers?

Bueller? Anybody?

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-03-11 09:24|| 2023-03-11 09:24|| Front Page Top

#2 However you pay for it, there are downsides.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-03-11 09:31|| 2023-03-11 09:31|| Front Page Top

#3 "sneakers and diamond-encrusted watch"

You can't make it up.

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-03-11 09:33|| 2023-03-11 09:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Watch and gun, yeah, but sneakers??

Posted by JohnQC 2023-03-11 09:45|| 2023-03-11 09:45|| Front Page Top

#5 ...haven't priced the boutique sneaker marketplace have you?

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-03-11 09:52|| 2023-03-11 09:52|| Front Page Top

#6 It is quite possible the sneakers weigh in more than the firearm.

Unless its one of those pearl handled and gold plated pistols, of course.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-03-11 09:59|| 2023-03-11 09:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Getting robbed of your own gun. Think maybe this fool shouldn't have one in the first place.

Posted by Woodrow 2023-03-11 15:54|| 2023-03-11 15:54|| Front Page Top

#8 "Diamond-Encrusted" - um, have you a verifiable receipt for said watch?

Betcha' he was "Hard Rocking" a "Sailor Roll" before embarking on the threesome fulfillment.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2023-03-11 21:06|| 2023-03-11 21:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Watching the video I suddenly felt very sad... for that cute little Boston terrier. Deserves better.

Posted by Tarzan Snaigum6947 2023-03-11 22:18|| 2023-03-11 22:18|| Front Page Top

#10 "I plucked 'em -- une poire en peignoir
And a bona fide Florida star!"
["guitar" shaped cas1no...
a boob playing keno...
one very dark half-guitar bar]

Posted by Tarzan Snaigum6947 2023-03-11 22:26|| 2023-03-11 22:26|| Front Page Top

#11 Double or Nothing?

Posted by Tarzan Snaigum6947 2023-03-11 22:29|| 2023-03-11 22:29|| Front Page Top

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