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2023-01-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

McCarthy to replace Biden as US 'president' while the UN prepares to move to Laos

[Sunny's Journal] Some tectonic shifts have taken place in Geopolitical power structures during the past week. The result will be the widely despised avatar "Joe Biden," being replaced as US President by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, Pentagon and MI6 sources say. Also, preparations to move UN headquarters from New York to Laos have begun in earnest, CIA sources in Laos say.

These changes are taking place as the main culprits for the present dysfunctional state of the planet gather at Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum. As this report was about to go live, CIA sources say the head of this organization, Klaus Schwab Rothschild, Klaus Schwab would miss the opening of the WEF conference in Davos today "due to a health issue".
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Posted by Besoeker 2023-01-17 07:03|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 ...What the Hell did I just read?

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2023-01-17 07:48|| 2023-01-17 07:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Always wonder why the UN was in the USA when Ponta Delgado in the Azores archipelago, would have been a better location with a lot less diplomatic immunity issues and concerns for the NYC residents.

Posted by NN2N1 2023-01-17 08:16|| 2023-01-17 08:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Um, so... The Bee does a takeoff on "conspiracy theories"?

Posted by Mercutio 2023-01-17 08:51|| 2023-01-17 08:51|| Front Page Top

#4 Just... Wow.

Posted by ed in texas 2023-01-17 09:09|| 2023-01-17 09:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Ref #1: Whahhahahaha snort, whahahahahha.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-01-17 09:13|| 2023-01-17 09:13|| Front Page Top

#6 He raises an interesting point at the end - Harris is not gonna be POTUS because she is a naturalized citizen. So McCarthy would slide in.

I thought anchor babies were full citizens, but there's hope?

Posted by Bobby 2023-01-17 09:41|| 2023-01-17 09:41|| Front Page Top

#7 I think my next hat needs to be 2 layers of aluminum.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2023-01-17 10:52|| 2023-01-17 10:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Harris is not gonna be POTUS because she is a naturalized citizen.

Birthright citizenship bites the US in the ass. Her parents were not citizens but she was born in California.

Posted by Shinesh Dark Lord of the Danes3020 2023-01-17 11:19|| 2023-01-17 11:19|| Front Page Top

#9 "Fweedom"

Posted by Frank G 2023-01-17 11:21|| 2023-01-17 11:21|| Front Page Top

#10 I have a new addition to my favorites list.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-01-17 11:36|| 2023-01-17 11:36|| Front Page Top

#11 From what I remember from the Gerald Ford era, the VP replacement process is not what everyone thinks it is. With these existing policies, Harris will not have a long shelf life as president. They are doing this earlier and for a reason that is not advantageous to them.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-01-17 11:43|| 2023-01-17 11:43|| Front Page Top

#12 2 Pac is the best rapper alive.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-01-17 11:52|| 2023-01-17 11:52|| Front Page Top

#13 The notion that Biden is a CGI avatar is ridiculous; no machine is that stupid or stupid enough to say the things creepy Joe says.

Posted by Airandee 2023-01-17 12:21|| 2023-01-17 12:21|| Front Page Top

#14 I am totally in agreement with comment #1. Sampling other content at that site is same or worse. Joke? WTH.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2023-01-17 12:26|| 2023-01-17 12:26|| Front Page Top

#15 ^ Just like satire, anything you see that looks like insanity to you is someone else's common knowledge / received wisdom.

It looks whack to me.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-01-17 12:33|| 2023-01-17 12:33|| Front Page Top

#16 Joe Headroom.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-01-17 13:00|| 2023-01-17 13:00|| Front Page Top

#17 Smells like Debka

Posted by Rex Mundi 2023-01-17 15:58|| 2023-01-17 15:58|| Front Page Top

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