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2022-12-13 Science & Technology

National Security Biden Admin Buys U.S. Navy Luxury Bidet Equipped With ‘Effective Enema Function'

[FreeBeacon] Bio Bidet's BB-1000 has 'the absolute strongest spray pressure of any electronic bidet seat on the market.'

The U.S. Navy under President Joe Biden spent hundreds of dollars on a luxury bidet complete with a remote control and a massaging feature, according to documents obtained by the Washington Free Beacon through a public records request.

A December 2021 government requisition order obtained by the Free Beacon shows the Navy spent $553 on Bio Bidet's BB-1000 bidet seat attachment for a toilet on the USNS Yuma, a high-speed military transport ship.
The picture at the link is worth a thousand words.

The description of the thing in the next paragraph is not really suitable for a family website.

Posted by Vespasian Ebboting9735 2022-12-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ] Top

#1 Was this model specially developed for our Surgeon General?
He is the very model of a modern Admiral Surgeon General. That enema function had to be the selling point in the end.

Posted by Sgt.D.T. 2022-12-13 02:24|| 2022-12-13 02:24|| Front Page Top

Go ahead, call me old fashioned.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-13 02:35|| 2022-12-13 02:35|| Front Page Top

#3 The massage feature could help relieve the hemorrhoids.

Posted by boomerc 2022-12-13 05:03|| 2022-12-13 05:03|| Front Page Top

#4 "Mayor Pete Recommended™!"

Posted by Frank G 2022-12-13 07:16|| 2022-12-13 07:16|| Front Page Top

#5 You really thought we would pay a million dollar for a hammer?

Posted by Whanter Clese9689 2022-12-13 07:27|| 2022-12-13 07:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Coming to a news article soon: "The inquiry board discovered the collision occurred because the executive officer was using the bidet instead of personing their / they station on the bridge."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-12-13 07:54|| 2022-12-13 07:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Not the Bee. Here's a buck.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-12-13 08:47|| 2022-12-13 08:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Toilet time: Is your mobile device affecting how long you're in the bathroom? Experts reveal health risks

Posted by Skidmark 2022-12-13 08:48|| 2022-12-13 08:48|| Front Page Top

#9 Evidently serving on the Yuma is a "rough ride".

Posted by ed in texas 2022-12-13 10:57|| 2022-12-13 10:57|| Front Page Top

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