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2022-12-06 -Great Cultural Revolution

She has a sweet face...

The Fat Lady’s Request

I, too, will disappear, will
Escape into centuries of darkness.

Come here and give me a cuddle,
Sit on my lap and give me a hug

While we are both still enjoying
This mysterious whirling planet.

And if you find me fat, you find me
Also, easy to find, very easy to find.

— Joyce la Verne

Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 Actually I was expecting they'd run a Transgender this year.

BTW.. yet just another sign the serious print industry is dying

Posted by NN2N1 2022-12-06 04:46|| 2022-12-06 04:46|| Front Page Top

#2 A real athletic, healthy specimen there. I'm sure this issue of SI will fly off of the newsstands.

Oh, and don't forget: nice personality.

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-12-06 04:57|| 2022-12-06 04:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Captain A Hab bought 100 copies for his crew of seamen!

Posted by Cholutle Thrans9751 2022-12-06 06:15|| 2022-12-06 06:15|| Front Page Top

#4 This one they HAD to put in the water.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2022-12-06 06:18|| 2022-12-06 06:18|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ Actually, it 'was' a Coy pond

Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-06 06:39|| 2022-12-06 06:39|| Front Page Top

#6 Holding that gut in with her other hand...

Posted by Frank G 2022-12-06 07:05|| 2022-12-06 07:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Why is she in a wading pool?

Posted by Skidmark 2022-12-06 09:25|| 2022-12-06 09:25|| Front Page Top

#8 Oh, it's not a wading pool.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-12-06 09:26|| 2022-12-06 09:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Her bikini is not specified by size, but instead by displacement.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-12-06 09:40|| 2022-12-06 09:40|| Front Page Top

#10 #3 is Snark of the Day material.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-12-06 13:28|| 2022-12-06 13:28|| Front Page Top

#11 A single photograph encapsulates the demise of woke masculinity and traditional sports media. What a sad image to put on a magazine cover. Clearly her main exercise regimen involves a fork!

Posted by NoMoreBS 2022-12-06 13:37|| 2022-12-06 13:37|| Front Page Top

#12 You vill eat zee bugz! You vill haff ze hard on!

Posted by schwab 2022-12-06 13:45|| 2022-12-06 13:45|| Front Page Top

#13 Poor woman. She could have been appealing if they hadn't given her an excuse. Sad.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-12-06 14:38|| 2022-12-06 14:38|| Front Page Top

#14 Sorry, man - not even at last call...

Posted by Raj 2022-12-06 15:14|| 2022-12-06 15:14|| Front Page Top

#15 /\ A man of standards among Burgers? Very rare. Very rare indeed.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-06 15:16|| 2022-12-06 15:16|| Front Page Top

#16 IMHO, she's really not even that pretty. Previously, the SI cover girls not only had fantastic figures, but were very pretty.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2022-12-06 15:19|| 2022-12-06 15:19|| Front Page Top

#17 Willing to bet our friend Raj hasn’t spent 100+ days underway….
Never say never

Posted by USN, Ret. 2022-12-06 15:25|| 2022-12-06 15:25|| Front Page Top

#18 /\ Will it is something of a nautical theme.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-06 15:31|| 2022-12-06 15:31|| Front Page Top

#19 No doubt there's a lengthy article on lazy men and their dad bods

Posted by Rex Mundi 2022-12-06 16:15|| 2022-12-06 16:15|| Front Page Top

#20 Honey Boo Boo, is that you?

Sadly, not a straight male left at SI.

Posted by Don Vito Grusoling2071 2022-12-06 21:11|| 2022-12-06 21:11|| Front Page Top

#21 In a chichi salon of Sichuan...
"Madame est très chic!"
"Non! Méchant!"
"Oui! We'll cover those ears
And your pert double rear
So nobody will know you! Personne!"

Also... soused face again, eh, Killick?

Posted by Lumpy Black8301 2022-12-06 23:59|| 2022-12-06 23:59|| Front Page Top

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