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2022-08-18 Home Front: Politix

Producers Confirm Liz Cheney Will Not Be Back For Season 2 Of January 6 Hearings

[Babylon Bee] After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2.

"Liz was a standout in season 1 and we're sad to see her go," said fellow actor and screenwriter for the show Adam Schiff. "We will carry on without her, however, as there are many more exciting storylines we have planned for next year!"

As of now, it is unclear whether Cheney's character will be killed off or whether her role will be filled by another actress. Rumors have suggested the showrunners are considering Drew Barrymore, Cate Blanchett, or Cory Booker in a wig.

"It's been my honor to serve the people of Wyoming by spending my every waking minute fighting Donald Trump, just like Abraham Lincoln did," said Cheney. "I look forward to a bright future living off of book advances and scoring a pundit position at MSNBC."

At publishing time, producers confirmed the hearings had been renewed for 12 more seasons.

Posted by Frank G 2022-08-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 She quoted the wrong Lincoln stuff. What she really represents is his aphorism "Everyone over 40 is responsible for what he looks like". So there, Ms. Piggy.

Posted by Mercutio 2022-08-18 08:58|| 2022-08-18 08:58|| Front Page Top

#2 /\ 'Character comes within' and notice a total lack of smile lines.

Posted by magpie 2022-08-18 10:23|| 2022-08-18 10:23|| Front Page Top

#3 That would be the Lincolns of the Lincoln Project. Just don't let granma babysit.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-08-18 10:58|| 2022-08-18 10:58|| Front Page Top

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