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2022-07-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Pope Prepares For Meeting With Elizabeth Warren

[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pope Francis donned a traditional Cherokee Indian headdress this week in preparation for a meeting with Native American Congresswoman Elizabeth Warren.

"It's time for the Catholic church to apologize for what we did to indigenous people, and I think Senator Warren's tribe may be ready to hear what I have to say," said the Pope. "Catholics' brutal practice of adopting orphaned children from stone age tribes that practiced cannibalism and human sacrifice is horrible. To make matters worse, we even educated these orphaned children in the ways of the Catholic church. This is unforgivable."

Sources close to Warren say she's ready to accept the Pope's apology on behalf of her people. The ceremonial reconciliation will take place over a peace pipe and a warm bowl of "pow-wow-chow" from Warren's famous indigenous cookbook.

"I look forward to accepting the Pope's apology for the church's role in residential schools," said Warren, "but I hope he will also unite with me against a new enemy: pregnancy centers."

Posted by Besoeker 2022-07-27 05:45|| || Front Page|| [11138 views ] Top

#1 Ha ha ha. pow-wow-chow cookbook.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-27 06:38|| 2022-07-27 06:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Dron its time to get on the 'racist' bandwagon and demand, demand that people quit calling them Indians. Columbus never made it to your part of the world. It's a massive cultural appropriation. India had a real civilization thousands of years before that Italian came across a couple continents of animal skin wearing stone age people a little over five hundred years ago.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-07-27 07:07|| 2022-07-27 07:07|| Front Page Top

#3 The Pope’s Native American tour continues. A short Tee-Pee confessional with Warren sounds productive.

Posted by Airandee 2022-07-27 13:38|| 2022-07-27 13:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Got to paragraph three before realizing the leg pulling.

*puts $2 in jar*

See, the deal in Canada - why are the Catholic Schools catching the heat and not The Canadian Government forcibly removing children from their beds? Pretty sure the schools had no choice in the matter and certainly no authority in the kid grabbing.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-27 13:56|| 2022-07-27 13:56|| Front Page Top

#5 P2k, that was yet mud daubers and fire walkers. This was the real civilization. 🤖

And inshallan we're gonna get there again.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-27 15:24|| 2022-07-27 15:24|| Front Page Top

#6 Da Pope and Warren, two socialist peas in a pod.

Posted by Phons Omert2327 2022-07-27 18:34|| 2022-07-27 18:34|| Front Page Top

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