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2022-07-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-
I'll never have kids — they're annoying and have no common sense
[NYPOST] Lorella Palmer, a 22-year-old influencer and style blogger from London, England said she doesn’t want kids for a variety of reasons and she’s tired of people trying to change her mind or call her decision "selfish."
It is, but don't call her that.
"Kids are just annoying, they annoy me, in every sense of the word.
Influencers are just annoying. They annoy me in every sense of the word.
They have no common sense, they can’t drink, they have to go to bed early, they scream, they cry, they annoy me, Palmer told The Mirror this week.
If Lady Influencer was a grown up, she'd realize children have to be given a good example so they have common sense. The rest all follows logically.
"Every time I see a child, they’ve just got crust round their nose and round their mouth, there’s drool, they’ve got food everywhere and they’ve got sticky fingers."
Every time I see an influencer, she's a would-be Kardashian doing the same supposedly suggestive dance in a state of partial or full undress.
Palmer also had some choice words about children’s television.
So do I. Too much hollering.
"I hate kids’ TV too. Your kid is one,
My kid is one? My youngest is pushing forty.
they don’t need to watch cartoons — pop on Vampire Diaries please, or Gossip Girl, or Friends," she lamented.
I've never watched any of them. They sounded too juvenile. I prefer Bugs Bunny.
Palmer, who recently graduated from the University of Portsmouth with a law degree, said she’d rather focus on growing her business as an agent for social media influencers than birthing a baby which she fears would change her body and empty her bank account.
I agree. Better she keep her figure, such as it is, and her career. Leave babies to those who won’t traumatize the poor things, turning them into suicides and spree killers.
Posted by Fred 2022-07-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [19 views ]  Top

#1 LOL. Sure, horrible people like this shouldn't have children. They shouldn't have a vote in the future of the human race.

But record this. Boy, when she hits 35 or so, she's going to be feeling bigtime regret. No mercy. Show this to her and hurt her. She's inspiring other young women to pursue a path that will bring them nothing but unhappiness. Seen too many regret columns by over-the-hill women who spent their 20s partying when they should have been raising children.
Posted by Albemarle Snerert7268 2022-07-08 01:08||   2022-07-08 01:08|| Front Page Top

#2 22? Good grief.
Posted by European Conservative 2022-07-08 07:12||   2022-07-08 07:12|| Front Page Top

#3 The whole assumption is that the socialist support system will not collapse for being the big Ponzi scheme that it is. When it does, it goes back to thousands of years of family for support in your old age.
Posted by Procopius2k 2022-07-08 07:40||   2022-07-08 07:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Can we put old quiffs out on glaciers too?
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-08 07:41||   2022-07-08 07:41|| Front Page Top

#5 I prefer Bugs Bunny

Me too. As Bugs would say, "Whatta maroon! G'wan, take a powder!"
Posted by Spanky 2022-07-08 07:48||   2022-07-08 07:48|| Front Page Top

#6 "Grab yer package and scram, rabbit..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-08 07:50||   2022-07-08 07:50|| Front Page Top

#7 
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-08 07:53||   2022-07-08 07:53|| Front Page Top

#8 That is a hard 22.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-08 11:10||   2022-07-08 11:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Give a break, she's bettering humanity by not reproducing.
Posted by Chris 2022-07-08 12:18||   2022-07-08 12:18|| Front Page Top

#10 Not reproducing? Now try that non-exhange of oxygen for carbon dioxide for about 10 minutes please.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2022-07-08 12:25||   2022-07-08 12:25|| Front Page Top

#11 Children are the larval form of human beings. You have to actively raise them, otherwise they turn feral.
Posted by SteveS 2022-07-08 12:31||   2022-07-08 12:31|| Front Page Top

#12 22 in the metric system, maybe
Posted by Frank G 2022-07-08 14:51||   2022-07-08 14:51|| Front Page Top

#13 What did Springsteen sing? "Cut loose like a douche..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-08 14:53||   2022-07-08 14:53|| Front Page Top

#14 Children learn common sense from their…..oh never mind
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom  2022-07-08 19:17||   2022-07-08 19:17|| Front Page Top

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