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2022-04-20 -Obits-
Ex Kremlin official and Gazprombank vice president is found dead 'with gun in his hand' in his luxury Moscow apartment beside bodies of his wife and daughter, 13
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News]
  • Vladislav Avayev, 51, was found dead along with his 'pregnant' wife Yelena, 47, and their younger daughter Maria, 13 in their 14th-floor Moscow apartment
    Ooh! Ooh! I seen dis movie!
  • The bodies were found by the couple's distraught beautiful adult daughter Anastasia
    The butler's tied up and shoved in the closet.
  • All three victims had gunshot wounds, according to police in Moscow
    Which is normal if you’ve been shot.
  • Anastasia (she's the love interest) had gone to the apartment when she failed to contact her family
    [Ring! Ring!] Ring! We're sorry, the number you have called in no longer in service!
  • It was reported that the shootings were carried out 'with Avayev's pistol'
    Da killer had wiped it clean. There were no prints on it. The doors were locked. $30 million from the Gazprom accounts was missing. Vladislav's mistress had recently bought a new yacht, but she was dancing with Minister of Defense Shoigu at the Kremlin when it happened, so it was prob'ly the butler what dunnit.
  • Investigators said they are keeping an open mind on the 14th floor massacre
    Dat's a good idea, if allowed.
Posted by Skidmark 2022-04-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [25 views ]  Top

#1 How odd ....that they didn't all fall out of a window.
Posted by Mercutio 2022-04-20 09:19||   2022-04-20 09:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Huntercide? Putincide? Not ruling out Arkancide?
Posted by P2kontheroad 2022-04-20 09:31||   2022-04-20 09:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Evidently they couldn't arrange for all three of them to jump, so...
Posted by ed in texas 2022-04-20 09:47||   2022-04-20 09:47|| Front Page Top

#4 47 and pregnant?
Posted by Frank G 2022-04-20 09:49||   2022-04-20 09:49|| Front Page Top

#5 
???? Was it the Stalin Putin School of Corrective Management at work again.
Posted by NN2N1 2022-04-20 11:06||   2022-04-20 11:06|| Front Page Top

#6 GazpromBANK! Suddenly it seems a more classic, cautionary tale motive.
Posted by NoMoreBS 2022-04-20 12:12||   2022-04-20 12:12|| Front Page Top

#7 Didn't this guy recently announce he was leaving Russia? Maybe he didnt move quick enough?
Posted by Rob Crawford 2022-04-20 13:19||   2022-04-20 13:19|| Front Page Top

#8 47 and pregnant?

Russia TV's knock-off of MTV's 13 and Pregnant.

Investigators said they are keeping an open mind on the 14th floor massacre
Dat's a good idea, if allowed.

"Detective, if you wish, you may keep an open mind..."
-grand wave at crime scene-
"...as they kept an open mind; understand?"
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-20 14:06||   2022-04-20 14:06|| Front Page Top

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