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2022-04-12 -Great Cultural Revolution

BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

[Babylon Bee] BERKELEY, CA—BLM leaders are calling for more nationwide protests this summer after discovering a fantastic home on Malibu Beach that they should easily afford if they begin riling people up now.

Co-founder Patrisse Cullors appeared as a guest on CNN's Don Lemon Tonight to get the word out about a need to protest something.

"BIPOCS are constantly marginalized and stuff like that," Cullors told a vigorously nodding Don Lemon. "For example, I bought a six million dollar home with BLM donations and was heavily criticized for it. I had to resign as executive director of BLM. That's racism at work! We need to hit the streets now!"

"You're absolutely right," said Lemon. "We need to call for justice and things like that. JUSTICE for Patrisse Cullors!"

"That and George Floyd. We can get more mileage out of him. Then I can finally get that Malibu beach house I've always wanted," replied Cullors while sipping champagne. "And if anyone criticizes it we'll just say we bought it as a 'BIPOC Creative Community Space' or something like that! Hahahahaha!"

Prominent black female Ketanji Brown Jackson was asked her opinion on why people incite peaceful protests to help greedy people make money off of worldwide outrage.

"I don't know, I'm not an anthropologist," she said.

Posted by Frank G 2022-04-12 07:30|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top
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#1
Te 72 Point Headline should be seeing.

CITIZENS CALL FOR MASSIVE ARRESTS OF VIOLENT PROTESTERS, LOOTERS, AND RIOTERS

Posted by NN2N1 2022-04-12 07:44|| 2022-04-12 07:44|| Front Page Top

#2
Yes I know it's a BB

Posted by NN2N1 2022-04-12 07:45|| 2022-04-12 07:45|| Front Page Top

#3 You know what this means, right? BB batting average is so high, Summer riots are nearly guaranteed.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-12 10:47|| 2022-04-12 10:47|| Front Page Top

#4 They're not gonna riot on Biden's watch, especially in the lead up to the mid term elections. Regardless of BLM leaders' avarice, this summer will be quiet.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-04-12 14:29|| 2022-04-12 14:29|| Front Page Top

#5 ...with the kill rate in NYC how could they tell the difference?

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-04-12 19:47|| 2022-04-12 19:47|| Front Page Top

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