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2022-03-15 -Great Cultural Revolution

Jussie Smollett Claims He Received Harsher Sentencing Just Because He 'Created A Hoax And Tried To Start A Race War'

[Babylon Bee] Jussie Smollett was sentenced on Thursday to a grueling 150 days in prison, 30 months of probation, and a $120,000 fine because he orchestrated a fake hate crime against himself. The former "Empire" actor has condemned the judge's sentence, saying he only received such a harsh sentence because he "created a hoax and tried to start a race war."

"Will the injustice never end?" Smollett asked at his hearing. "Your honor, I respect you and I respect the jury, but you're all stupid. This sentence shows a clear bias against people who stage hoaxes and try to start deadly race wars! You are just prejudiced against me because I wasted the time of the police and the rest of the country as well as millions of taxpayer dollars. I also inflamed riots around the country that led to billions in damage and dozens of lives lost. And people who do those things deserve light sentences just like those who don't do those things!"

Jussie Smollett has been transferred to Cook County Jail where he's already busy staging a fake suicide.

Posted by Frank G 2022-03-15 12:07|| || Front Page|| [17 views ] Top

#1 Looks like Smelly's getting chubby. Is that how they like their bitches in the Big House?

Posted by Porthos 2022-03-15 12:13|| 2022-03-15 12:13|| Front Page Top

#2
isnt throwing super gay jussie into jail kinda like throwing brer rabbit back into the brush?

Posted by flash91 2022-03-15 13:56|| 2022-03-15 13:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Tah baby ain't sayin' nuthin' 'bout his HIV status...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-03-15 13:59|| 2022-03-15 13:59|| Front Page Top

#4 It'd the Bee, even more accurate than usual.

Posted by Glenmore 2022-03-15 15:23|| 2022-03-15 15:23|| Front Page Top

#5 The injustices just keep piling up: Juicy will be forced to share a cell with the man that plotted this horrific crime against him.

Posted by SteveS 2022-03-15 16:04|| 2022-03-15 16:04|| Front Page Top

#6 If Mr. Smollett plays nice, he'll only have 75 days (%50) of pocket holding.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-03-15 18:42|| 2022-03-15 18:42|| Front Page Top

#7 He probably already likes tossed salad

Posted by Frank G 2022-03-15 19:28|| 2022-03-15 19:28|| Front Page Top

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