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2022-03-13 Caucasus/Russia/Central Asia

Elon Musk's Space X Might Need to Rescue an American Astronaut Stranded by Russia

[Redstate] Mr. Elon Musk, it looks like America and one of her astronauts aboard the International Space Station might need you. You know, the place where your space capsules have gone to a number of times, and have allowed the United States to not depend on the Russians for a lift up and back home.

Yeah, that place.

In what can only be described as living proof that a mess on Earth can leak into space, it seems that the Putin World Tour of ticking off everyone on the ground (except China, Iran, North Korea, and Belarus) has made its way into the heavens.

Approximately 254 miles up, anyway.

While all this mayhem goes on the Big Blue Marble we call Earth, there are astronauts from Russia and the United States looking on at the big, floating rock below, and probably scratching their heads at the madness. They work and live in close quarters, which is probably not a problem most of the time, but nowadays, it might be a tad bit weird.

When a crew transfer happens in the next month, it might get a bit more awkward, after Dmitry Rogozin, who is the head of the Russian Space Agency, made a bit of a veiled threat about not bringing back an American scheduled to leave on the Russian capsule.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-13 03:15|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

When was partnering with these communist bastards ever a good idea ?

Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-13 03:22|| 2022-03-13 03:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Well, I wouldn't count on NASA.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-03-13 09:33|| 2022-03-13 09:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like a job for:

Space Vulvas.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-03-13 12:51|| 2022-03-13 12:51|| Front Page Top

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