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2022-03-12 -Great Cultural Revolution

Pete Buttigieg Says Everyone Worried About Gas Prices Should Just Get Six-Figure Government Job With Free Car Service And Unlimited Parental Leave

[Babylon Bee] In a speech to inspire and encourage Americans facing record-high prices at the pump, Transportation Secretary Puttigieg encouraged people to ease some of that pain by simply getting a six-figure government job with free car service and unlimited parental leave.

"Look—for every American, the way out of this is simple," said Buttigieg. "All you have to do is run for president, drop out of the race, and then get appointed as Transportation Secretary! I never have to pay for my own gas! It worked for me, and I know it can work for you! Also, it helps if you're gay. Try to be gay as well. That usually works."

His comments were met with criticism by those who found them insensitive to people who aren't gay and don't have a high-paying government job and a free chauffeur.

Kamala Harris later clarified Buttigieg's comments, saying: "Gas prices very high. But all the people have low money. That make buy gas hard. So, basically, that's bad."

The Transportation Secretary assured Americans that he understands the pain that comes with high gas prices, and has promised to do something about it as soon as he's finished tearing down all the racist bridges.

Posted by Frank G 2022-03-12 11:33|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 How do you know Biden's lying? His lips are moving. Not Bee:

‘I’m Sick Of This Stuff’: Biden Complains That The American People Believe Increased Government Spending Causes Inflation
By Tim Meads
Mar 11, 2022
DailyWire.com

Video of Biden speaking here: "I'm sick of this stuff ... the American people think the reason for inflation is government spending more money. Simply not true!"

Posted by Hunter Bidens Laptop 2022-03-12 12:07|| 2022-03-12 12:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Fuck him. I hope Biden drops dead on live TV.

Posted by Chris 2022-03-12 12:32|| 2022-03-12 12:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Rumor going about his partner works at a child sex camp.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-03-12 14:37|| 2022-03-12 14:37|| Front Page Top

#4 His comments were met with criticism by those who found them insensitive....

Everything that kakpacker sez is insensitive.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-12 16:28|| 2022-03-12 16:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Some people just don't get that "let them eat cake" is not something you want to say to get famous.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-03-12 16:31|| 2022-03-12 16:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Babylon Bee - 'Let Them Drive Teslas!' Says Pete Buttigieg Clad In Elaborate 18th-Century Royal Gown

Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-12 16:40|| 2022-03-12 16:40|| Front Page Top

#7 A miracle! pregnant from sperm taken orally!

Posted by Blackbeard Shitle1215 2022-03-12 17:09|| 2022-03-12 17:09|| Front Page Top

#8 /\ Mystery of the adult male appendix finally solved.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-12 17:14|| 2022-03-12 17:14|| Front Page Top

#9 Not to be outdone, Secretary Marcia Fudge announces a new taxpayer-funded program combatting homelessness by providing home loans to the homeless.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-03-12 22:28|| 2022-03-12 22:28|| Front Page Top

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