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2022-02-05 -Great Cultural Revolution

While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

[Bee h/t Insty] HELL—Reports are coming out from the fiery underworld that even Adolph Hitler—the fascist dictator who is responsible for starting World War II and killing 6 million Jews—was caught by surprise when he heard Whoopi Goldberg’s comments that the holocaust he started was "not about race."

"I was very explicit in my writings and speeches! I compared the Jews to rats and to germs! I appealed to social Darwinism and eugenics on a constant basis to justify everything I did for the master Aryan race! How could this Whoopi Goldberg not pick up what I was laying down!?" the mustachioed psychopath was overheard shouting in a thick German accent.

Hitler was sure to hear about Whoopi’s views on the Holocaust since no matter what channel or streaming service one flips to in Hell, the only program that comes through on every channel is The View. Theologians and scientists don’t understand quite how it works, but the only broadcast signal that penetrates the metaphysical barriers surrounding the realm of eternal fiery torment is ABC’s The View.

At publishing time, Hitler issued a statement strongly condemning Whoopi Goldberg’s crazy conspiratorial views that race had nothing to do with his actions and also to bring back his favorite host Meghan McCain.

Posted by Frank G 2022-02-05 09:20|| || Front Page|| [11139 views ] Top

#1 Come on, someone out there do a Downfall parody of this.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-02-05 09:35|| 2022-02-05 09:35|| Front Page Top

#2 To me, hell would include forcing me to watch The View.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2022-02-05 10:37|| 2022-02-05 10:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Took the words right out of my mouth.

Posted by Chris 2022-02-05 12:22|| 2022-02-05 12:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Nice, right? Back in the day, the damned were forced to watch endless reruns of Hello Larry! Gotta keep up with the times.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2022-02-05 13:47|| 2022-02-05 13:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Nothing grates on the nerves like the sound of Joy Behar's voice.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-02-05 14:03|| 2022-02-05 14:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Mit dem Angriff Steiners wird das alles in Ordnung kommen!

Posted by European Conservative 2022-02-05 17:33|| 2022-02-05 17:33|| Front Page Top

#7 #4 - Hello Larry? LOL! Forgotten non-gem with post-MASH McLean Stevenson

Posted by Frank G 2022-02-05 17:42|| 2022-02-05 17:42|| Front Page Top

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