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2021-11-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Duchess of Cornwall on Biden Farting at Climate Summit ‐ ‘Long and Loud and Impossible to Ignore'
[GP] The Duchess of Cornwall met President Joe Biden at a climate summit on Monday, but the emissions she was left talking about had little to do with the environment, according to a new report.

According to a report in the Daily Mail, Biden passed gas while chatting with Camilla at the COP26 Summit on Monday — and she can’t stop talking about how gross it was.
"Why the long face?"
"It was long and loud and impossible to ignore," the source said. "Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it."

The Mail report says, "the President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson."
Posted by Besoeker 2021-11-08 07:13|| || Front Page|| [18 views ]  Top

#1 Classical Gas

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-11-08 07:23||   2021-11-08 07:23|| Front Page Top

#2 No wonder the ol' flatulent crapulosity cant wait to bury his nose in the little girls' hair.

If you stunk like Pigpen, you'd want your own nosegay too
Posted by Merrick Ferret 2021-11-08 07:24||   2021-11-08 07:24|| Front Page Top

#3 "I sat next to the Duchess at tea. It was just as I feared it would be. Her rumblings abdominal, Were simply phenomenal. And everyone thought it was me!"
Posted by james  2021-11-08 10:37|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com  2021-11-08 10:37|| Front Page Top

#4  "Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it."

That seems a bit ill-mannered for both a grown adult and a member of the Royal Family. Perhaps the Queen could speak to her.
Posted by SteveS 2021-11-08 11:11||   2021-11-08 11:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Cut methane emissions? Another do as I say, not as I do moment.
Posted by Procopius2k 2021-11-08 13:31||   2021-11-08 13:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Probably afraid he was in The Throne Room, and is giddy that a train didn't leave the tunnel.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-11-08 14:02||   2021-11-08 14:02|| Front Page Top

#7 The Duchess of Cornwall met President Joe Biden at a climate summit on Monday, but he told her an American joke, generally reserved for children and other naïve personalities --- 'pull my finger' - Well she took him at his word and did ----

The rest as 'they say' is now International Diplomatic History -- Something Joe Usually Blows Off Verbally, but this time he used another alternate Orifice.
Posted by Ominert Elmosh5383 2021-11-08 22:47||   2021-11-08 22:47|| Front Page Top

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