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2021-10-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Aides Quickly Drag President Away As He Tries To Join In ‘F*** Joe Biden' Chant.

[B Bee] President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy "F*** Joe Biden" chant.

"Yeah, that Biden guy is the worst!" said Biden. "F*** Joe Biden! F*** Joe Biden! Hehe, nothing like a rowdy chant at the old ball game, eh folks?"

Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds.

Posted by Unereper Whinesh6702 2021-10-07 08:50|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 Given the Bee's disturbing predictive powers, this is probably going to actually happen in the next three weeks.

Posted by SteveS 2021-10-07 12:14|| 2021-10-07 12:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Got me. Charge it to my account.

Posted by jpal 2021-10-07 13:04|| 2021-10-07 13:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Haha ... almost had me. But no dice: we know that Plugs doesn't chant. He sniffs and paws little girls.

Posted by Diogenes 2021-10-07 13:33|| 2021-10-07 13:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Imagine having to explain who Brandon is every time he hears that chant.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-10-07 19:30|| 2021-10-07 19:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Another Bee™ oracle?

I wonder if Biden is approaching the "over medicated state" that Hitler had (uppers in the morning and downers to sleep every day)...? Or is it "onrushing senility" that Biden's handlers are failing to mask?

Posted by magpie 2021-10-07 20:02|| 2021-10-07 20:02|| Front Page Top

#6 uppers in the morning and downers to sleep every day

What's wrong with that?

Posted by Skidmark 2021-10-07 22:51|| 2021-10-07 22:51|| Front Page Top

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