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2021-09-19 -Great Cultural Revolution

Jared Polis becomes first governor in same-sex marriage as he ties knot with partner in small Jewish ceremony in Colorado

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] Mazel tov, guys. Maybe in celebration you could give up all your bad government ideas?

Colorado Governor Jared Polis married his longtime partner Marlon Reis on Wednesday; the ceremony was the first same-sex marriage of a sitting governor

Gov. Polis became the first openly gay man elected governor and the state's first Jewish governor when he was sworn into office in January 2019

The couple were married in a small traditional Jewish ceremony at the University of Colorado- Boulder in an event honoring their home state

Polis and Reis were married on the 18th anniversary of their first date

All guests were required to test negative before attending the outdoor event

Polis proposed to Reis in December wanting to give his children a happy memory before they drove Reis to the hospital due to his worsening COVID symptoms

Posted by Skidmark 2021-09-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [20 views ] Top

#1 I think it was a "Jewish" ceremony, not a real one.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2021-09-19 14:11|| 2021-09-19 14:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes. There is that stuff in Leviticus about lying with a man as one lies with a woman.

Posted by Tom 2021-09-19 14:41|| 2021-09-19 14:41|| Front Page Top

#3 "small traditional Jewish ceremony"

it may have been small

it may have been a ceremony

but 'traditional' it was not

Posted by Lord Garth 2021-09-19 15:57|| 2021-09-19 15:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Sent a Costco pack of plastic spoons for the lovely couple

Posted by Frank G 2021-09-19 16:08|| 2021-09-19 16:08|| Front Page Top

#5 2nd anniversary = Vaseline
5th anniversary = Astroglide
8th anniversary = Preparation H
10th anniversary = Dummy's Guide to Ghey Divorce

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-09-19 16:45|| 2021-09-19 16:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Dunno... eighteen years dating? Might stick. Anyways...

"A Reis glorios -- not the best
But the gayest -- was ever his quest,"
[cue Perceval pouting
on hobby-horse outing]
Asserted one envious guest!

Posted by Snomolet Elmusonter1848 2021-09-19 22:52|| 2021-09-19 22:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Lost lines of the Llibre Vermell:
Themusic up here is okay,
But when I go home,
Nevermore shall I roam,
For, O Mary, this place is so gay!

Posted by Snomolet Elmusonter1848 2021-09-19 23:05|| 2021-09-19 23:05|| Front Page Top

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