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2021-07-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-
You're A Moron If You Aren't Watching USA Rugby At The Olympics
[BarStoolSports] QUICK REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RUGBY SEVENS:
- The United States is very good
- They have some of the fastest players in the world
- The games only last 14 game minutes, 30 real-time minutes
- It is a super easy sport to understand rules-wise


The United States is pretty f...... good at Rugby Sevens. They're also in the Group of Death at the Tokyo Olympics and just qualified (2-0 start) for the knockout stage.

You're a damn fool if you aren't watching this team play!

Before we get into the excitement of the first two matches for the United States, here is a Rugby Sevens rules primer for those new to the sport..

The sport was added to the Olympic program for the Rio 2016 Games and the United States just narrowly missed out on the knockout stage. Since then, though, the country has only gotten better at the sport and found itself ranked as high as number two in the world pre-COVID.

If you aren't convinced yet, just watch some videos of Carlin Isles and Perry Baker...

Watch the videos

Nobody in the sport is as fast as Isles, a man who runs a 100m time fast enough to qualify for the Olympic Games in Athletics. Isles, who had a contract with the Detroit Lions in 2013 before leaving for the Glasgow Warriors, also supposedly ran a 4.13 40-yard-dash, which would be the fastest time ever recorded.

Point being, Carlin Isles is the f...... man. But so is Perry Baker...

Perry Baker also broke his fibula only five months before the Games... and yet he is in Tokyo and out on the field with Team USA.

There is really no easier sport to get into for the first time at the Olympic Games as a fan than Rugby Sevens. The rules are straightforward, the United States is really good, and the matches only last 14 total minutes of game time, and around 30 minutes of real-time. Trust me, you'll be hooked.

NOTE: The real Rugby Sevens superfan, and friend of the team, is PFT Commenter, by the way...

So far so good for the Eagles of the United States...

MATCH 1: USA-19, Kenya-14

Things got dicey for the United States in their first match and they found themselves down 14-12 with Kenya walking in for a try to all but seal the deal, however...
Posted by Beavis 2021-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ]  Top

#1 Ah'm a moron.
Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-27 00:18||   2021-07-27 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Played for 15 years glad it’s an Olympic Sport
Posted by Rightwing 2021-07-27 08:26||   2021-07-27 08:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Bumper Sticker: Rugby players have balls of steel.
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-07-27 08:39||   2021-07-27 08:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Olympic's

What Olympic's?
Posted by NN2N1 2021-07-27 09:20||   2021-07-27 09:20|| Front Page Top

#5 #3 - another: "Give blood, play Rugby"
Posted by Frank G 2021-07-27 10:07||   2021-07-27 10:07|| Front Page Top

#6 An Aussie once described rugby to me as "Football (soccer) for people who want to play football but have more muscle than talent".
Posted by Mercutio 2021-07-27 10:18||   2021-07-27 10:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Rugby sevens is a joke of a sport. Ask any rugby fan.
Posted by Knuckles Slererong5344 2021-07-27 14:28||   2021-07-27 14:28|| Front Page Top

#8 I don't care about the Olympics.
I don't care about rugby.
Now, if we could just build a circuit around a NAND gate...
Posted by ed in texas 2021-07-27 21:17||   2021-07-27 21:17|| Front Page Top

#9 build a circuit around a NAND gate
Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-27 22:49||   2021-07-27 22:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Ah'm still a moron.
Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-27 22:49||   2021-07-27 22:49|| Front Page Top

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