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Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her

[Babylon Bee] CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.

People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." He shrugged and most of the people present nodded in agreement. "Well, guess I'll go," he said. He then burst through another unbroken portion of wall and left.

Lightfoot was last seen on a traffic camera charging down Canal Street like a Japanese man in a Godzilla film.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-05-23 01:07|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1

Given the current state of the US political system and affairs. The Babylon Bee articles are no longer too far fetched to actually happen.

Posted by NN2N1 2021-05-23 07:00|| 2021-05-23 07:00|| Front Page Top

#2 How does a zombie actually run?

Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic ~~sprint~~ shuffle after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her.

There FIFY

Posted by Warthog 2021-05-23 09:54|| 2021-05-23 09:54|| Front Page Top

#3 "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."
Chisel that over the entrance to every government building!

Posted by magpie 2021-05-23 10:39|| 2021-05-23 10:39|| Front Page Top

#4 /\...and tattoo it on the hands of every CEO....

Posted by magpie 2021-05-23 10:45|| 2021-05-23 10:45|| Front Page Top

#5 "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."

Skin in the game, man. It totally changes your perspective.

Posted by SteveS 2021-05-23 11:21|| 2021-05-23 11:21|| Front Page Top

#6 Ref #6: Something digital. How about 666 ?

Posted by Slomolet Big Foot1748 2021-05-23 13:03|| 2021-05-23 13:03|| Front Page Top

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