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2021-05-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Bill And Melinda Gates Are Getting A Divorce

And I thought this one was gonna last for the ages...

Image courtesy of Clem.

[ZeroHedge] Bill and Melinda Gates announced on Monday that they are ending their marriage after 27 years, "after a great deal of thought and a lot of work on our relationship," according to a statement.
Better snark & derision at the link.

Will she marry a school teacher in a year, like the former Mrs. Bezos?

Did the Lolita Express just claim another victim ?

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File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats

#1 Guess ~~Eva or was it Zsa Zsa~~ Melinda didn't like Bill spending so much time on all the farmland he bought.

Posted by Sneart Thromonter8301 2021-05-04 02:32|| 2021-05-04 02:32|| Front Page Top

#2 Alright everyone, we have another expensive divorce settlement here!

Posted by Wren 2021-05-04 02:37|| 2021-05-04 02:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Another rookie marriage bites the dust after only 27 years.

Posted by crazyhorse 2021-05-04 02:48|| 2021-05-04 02:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Sad news for anyone.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-05-04 03:42|| 2021-05-04 03:42|| Front Page Top

#5 I have a theory that a lot of Bill's craziness is due to being henpecked husband - now we shall see.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-05-04 04:06|| 2021-05-04 04:06|| Front Page Top

#6 I think Melinda couldn't compete with Greta.

Posted by Clem 2021-05-04 04:54|| 2021-05-04 04:54|| Front Page Top

#7

Great way to void $$ Billions in Taxes

Posted by NN2N1 2021-05-04 06:08|| 2021-05-04 06:08|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, it can't be for love.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-05-04 06:22|| 2021-05-04 06:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Couldn't survive Epstein.

The Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein Connection Goes Deeper, as Both Shared Interests in Eugenics

Posted by Skidmark 2021-05-04 08:07|| 2021-05-04 08:07|| Front Page Top

#10 No prenup, together 9 yrs before a 27 yr marriage. She gets half

Posted by Frank G 2021-05-04 09:53|| 2021-05-04 09:53|| Front Page Top

#11 Hope she doesn't give away her billions to race grifters the way Bezos's ex did (and Jobs's widow is doing)

Posted by Thrater White8137 2021-05-04 11:33|| 2021-05-04 11:33|| Front Page Top

#12 No prenup? Dumber than Clippy.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-05-04 13:29|| 2021-05-04 13:29|| Front Page Top

#13 "Hey! It looks like you're getting a divorce!"

Posted by SteveS 2021-05-04 13:48|| 2021-05-04 13:48|| Front Page Top

#14 So how gets custody of the ~~kids~~ foundation?

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-05-04 14:05|| 2021-05-04 14:05|| Front Page Top

#15 #13 - Snark O' The Day Candidate

Posted by Frank G 2021-05-04 15:01|| 2021-05-04 15:01|| Front Page Top

#16 My marriage bit the dust after 49 years. I will probably never get over it. That said, my snark contribution.

They couldn't decide if the chips plus inoculations (to reduce the population by 90% to the 'right kind of people') would get them slaves or cyborgs. So of course they went for AND. And having achieved their goals, decided to split the take and move on to new goals, but couldn't agree so they split.

Posted by B3/503173rdAbnBde 2021-05-04 17:17|| 2021-05-04 17:17|| Front Page Top

#17 I suspect Bill plans on marrying his lifelong sweetheart "Daisy the milk cow."

Posted by Silentbrick 2021-05-04 17:55|| 2021-05-04 17:55|| Front Page Top

#18 Hang tough there Sky Soldier !

Posted by Besoeker 2021-05-04 18:41|| 2021-05-04 18:41|| Front Page Top

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