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2021-04-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Jenner for Gov
[DSCRN] Former Olympic athlete and reality television star Caitlyn Jenner announced plans to run for California governor on Friday.

Jenner is hoping to unseat current Gov. Gavin Newsom, who is currently facing a potential recall election.
Ahnold will soon toss his hat into the ring with the slogan "At least I'm not a girly-man"
Looking for attention now that the TV show's over. He's a has been, directed by Kris Kardashian. Will do nothing in the recall except to help Gavin get back in. Watch who funds him/it
Posted by Mercutio 2021-04-24 07:37|| || Front Page|| [14 views ]  Top

#1 Jenner was quoted as saying it was easier coming out as a transgender than it was coming out as a Republican.
Posted by JohnQC 2021-04-24 09:01||   2021-04-24 09:01|| Front Page Top

#2 ^ the former's balls are surgically removed. the latter's an exercise in self-castration
Posted by Flomorong Sperens9922 2021-04-24 10:29||   2021-04-24 10:29|| Front Page Top

#3 "Anyone who doesn't vote for Jen is transphobic." That's got to cause some really cognitive dissonance in the usual suspects.
Posted by Procopius2k 2021-04-24 11:45||   2021-04-24 11:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Not my first choice but if that's what it takes to get rid of Newsom...
Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-04-24 14:19||   2021-04-24 14:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Perfect for the position! No Balls!
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-04-24 14:40||   2021-04-24 14:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Appeals to all the CA pressure groups - as a decathlete, Bruce (mind if we call yer Bruce so's to avoid confusion mate?):

- appeals to the spear-chucking Wakandans
- appeals to the shotputting bull dykes and their ghey fans
- appeals to the hurdling fence-jumping Mexicanos
- appeals to the high-stamina long distance runners (Asians)
Posted by Sninemble Bluetooth5514 2021-04-24 15:03||   2021-04-24 15:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Freak show.
Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-04-24 16:08||   2021-04-24 16:08|| Front Page Top

#8 CA governor can't do anything against the State Congress. So best case scenario Jenner stalls the collapse of CA and shows the world that you can disagree with a trans without being a transphobe.
Posted by rjschwarz 2021-04-24 19:25||   2021-04-24 19:25|| Front Page Top

#9 All I know is that I am never eating Wheaties again.
Posted by SteveS 2021-04-24 19:42||   2021-04-24 19:42|| Front Page Top

#10 If you don't vote for me, I'll run ya over.
Posted by Slappy 2021-04-24 22:21||   2021-04-24 22:21|| Front Page Top

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