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2021-04-07 Home Front: Politix
60 Minutes Releases Exclusive Secret Photos Of Ron DeSantis Clubbing Baby Seals With Hitler
[Babylon Bee] TALLAHASSEE, FL—In response to being caught deceptively editing a statement by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who later called them "lairs" for pushing a "fake narrative," CBS hit back today with another bombshell.

Several photos, described by CBS as "totally real and authentic," appear to show DeSantis clubbing baby seals with his best friend Adolf Hitler.

"We are shocked and saddened by this terrible reveal of Desantis's past," said correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi. "It would appear from these completely undoctored photographs, that Ron DeSantis is both a fan of clubbing baby seals and a Nazi. Please know that I am just as saddened by this news as I'm sure the rest of the country is."

In a statement, Governor DeSantis replied: "This is not true! I love baby seals! And I've never met Hitler!"

60 Minutes later reported the Governor's statement as: "This is... true! I love [clubbing] baby seals! And I've... met Hitler!"

The governor later thanked CBS for helping to launch his presidential campaign.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-04-07 11:39|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ]  Top

#1 60 Minutes later reported the Governor's statement as: "This is... true! I love [clubbing] baby seals! And I've... met Hitler!"

Nice!
Posted by Fester Unoling6363 2021-04-07 12:05||   2021-04-07 12:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Just wait until they release the photos of DeSantis, Atilla the Hun, and Judas water-skiing in Georgia!
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-04-07 12:13||   2021-04-07 12:13|| Front Page Top

#3 The governor later thanked CBS for helping to launch his presidential campaign... The Bee telling the truth again.
Posted by 49 Pan 2021-04-07 16:26||   2021-04-07 16:26|| Front Page Top

#4 I've known some SEALs.
They maintain that coveted secret of bouncy ball nose training.
Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-07 19:10||   2021-04-07 19:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh dear, Skidmark. I did not expect hour second sentence to end that way. :-D
Posted by trailing wife 2021-04-07 22:18||   2021-04-07 22:18|| Front Page Top

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