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2021-04-03 Home Front: Politix

For Convenience, Vaccine Passport Can Now Be Tattooed On Your Hand Or Forehead

[Babylon Bee] U.S.—The Biden Administration is hard at work putting together a vaccine passport program that will help society more effectively separate the good vaccinated people from the bad, gross, scary unvaccinated ones. To make things super convenient, vaccinated individuals will be given the opportunity to tattoo the passport's 2D barcode on their hand or forehead.

"What a great idea!" said Jibby Tillygoober, local vaccinated man. "Now everyone will know I'm completely safe to be around and it's virtually impossible for me to get them sick! Wow! I'm such a good person!"

Those who refuse the vaccine and passport will be prohibited from buying or selling anything. They will also be barred from select businesses such as restaurants, planes, gas stations, banks, grocery stores, and most Chuck E. Cheese locations. They will also be cast out of the city limits and stoned to death, and their homes and crops burned to the ground for good measure.

In spite of some naysayers, Biden defended the vaccine passport program, saying: "Now to go around... well, anyway, uh-- real simple for the kiddos in the, uh, how-- ahhh, I shouldn't say that. So, gotta go now!"

Posted by Besoeker 2021-04-03 07:25|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 Don't Give Them Any Ideas!!!

Posted by Sonny Black 2021-04-03 08:16|| 2021-04-03 08:16|| Front Page Top

#2 This one almost got me. I had to check to see that it was a Bee article.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2021-04-03 10:03|| 2021-04-03 10:03|| Front Page Top

#3 I don't do ink. I'll just wait for the yellow arm band

Posted by Rex Mundi 2021-04-03 11:01|| 2021-04-03 11:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Hard to tell if that is a good Biden impersonation, or just banging on the keyboard.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-04-03 12:14|| 2021-04-03 12:14|| Front Page Top

#5 I got a nice card, with printed ID numbers from the vial at my hosp[ital. The wife went to the County site, outdoors and gat a similar card, but all handwritten. Not so "official" as mine.

Either would be idiotically easy to forge.

Posted by Bobby 2021-04-03 12:19|| 2021-04-03 12:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Why not your entire medical history? Plus SSN, DOB and credit card numbers?

Posted by Angstrom 2021-04-03 12:22|| 2021-04-03 12:22|| Front Page Top

#7 ^ Patience, prole. Coming soon.

Posted by INGSOC 2021-04-03 12:44|| 2021-04-03 12:44|| Front Page Top

#8 ^Nice nym

Posted by g(r)omgoru PB 2021-04-03 12:56|| 2021-04-03 12:56|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ Watch your step, you.

Posted by STARSHII BRAT 2021-04-03 12:58|| 2021-04-03 12:58|| Front Page Top

#10 Looks like some Israelis are none too pleased with the idea of a vaccine passport (good...need more protests in more places).

Link here.

Posted by Clem 2021-04-03 14:40|| 2021-04-03 14:40|| Front Page Top

#11 #9 Big Brother ---> Bolshoi Brat not "older brother" (STARSHII BRAT)

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-04-03 15:07|| 2021-04-03 15:07|| Front Page Top

#12 g(r)omgoru dear, if he wants to be Esau to your Jacob, run with it.

Posted by trailing wife 2021-04-03 15:41|| 2021-04-03 15:41|| Front Page Top

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