Article

2021-04-03 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Baby born with three doinkers makes medical history

[NYPOST] An Iraqi boy no doubt etched his name into the phallic hall of fame after he was born with a whopping trio of penises."To the best of our knowledge, this is the first reported case with three penises or triphallia," wrote Dr. Shakir Saleem Jabali in a study on the treble-membered tyke published in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.

The baby boy, a Kurd from Duhok, was originally brought to the hospital by his parents when he was 3 months old due to swelling in the scrotum. However,
a clean conscience makes a soft pillow...
when he arrived, doctors observed that he had some extras — one 2-centimeter (0.8-inch) member sprouting near the root of his primary penis, and another 1-centimeter-long schlong situated under his sack.

The Hydra-esque anomaly was particularly mysterious as the child hadn’t been exposed to drugs in the womb and didn’t have a family history of genetic aberrations, study authors reported.

Alas, it seems that the boy’s potential future as the world’s first three-pronged porn star was nipped in the bud: Since Three Willy’s additional phalluses didn’t have urethras — the tube that urine passes through — doctors decided to surgically remove those two.

Fortunately, the operation went swimmingly and the formerly triphallic tot was deemed problem-free during a follow-up appointment a year later, per the case report.

A similar instance of triplet nether regions made headlines in India in 2015, but couldn’t be verified as it wasn’t documented in a medical journal, the Daily Mail reported at the time.

Posted by Fred 2021-04-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Definitely Democrat....'cause you can't get that stupid pulling one.

Posted by Classer 2021-04-03 00:15|| 2021-04-03 00:15|| Front Page Top

#2
additional 2 phalluses didn’t have urethras
Otherwise this:

But instead this:

Posted by One Doinker Whuse7530 2021-04-03 02:39|| 2021-04-03 02:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, when you pork goats and stuff, you're bound to get something with an utter.

Posted by Clem 2021-04-03 13:54|| 2021-04-03 13:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Birth defect caused by Saddam's nerve gas attacks.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-04-03 13:59|| 2021-04-03 13:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Cuing Mannequin Pis photo from Brussels....

Posted by Clem 2021-04-03 14:37|| 2021-04-03 14:37|| Front Page Top

#6 "I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick..."

- Bobby Brown, Joe's Garage Frank Zappa

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-04-03 15:53|| 2021-04-03 15:53|| Front Page Top

#7 the alien mil lab projects will get refunded sayz all of washingtons elites! from lab tea boy to page boy! do FAUCI OF THE LOOM have 3 barndoors?

Posted by Sluse Grealet9429 2021-04-03 16:33|| 2021-04-03 16:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, no more three-fers.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2021-04-03 20:50|| 2021-04-03 20:50|| Front Page Top