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2021-04-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Meghan Markle has 'good chance' of being US president, biographer says

Hahahahaha... oh wait — he’s serious?!

[PAGESIX] ~~Princess~~ Meghan Markle
<del>Princess</del> Meghan Markle

...unlikable American former starlet married to the formerly likable Prince Harry. Chock full of lefty political opinions, Markle's most important characteristic is that she is Black, even though she doesn't look it. Her mother, y'see, is half black and her father is white, which would make her a quarter Black. Her half brother described her (to her husband, before their marriage) as a jaded, shallow, conceited woman that will make a joke of you and the royal family heritage. Once married, she was too good for the Royals and she and Harry decamped to Beverly Hills, kind of like the Clampetts did, thus making a joke of Harry and the royal family heritage...
’s new biographer thinks the duchess has a "good chance" of becoming US president — but will "struggle" under the microscope of politics because of her "clear sensitivity."

"The prospect of Meghan running for president is possible and I’d even say likely," Tom Bower, who reportedly signed a six-figure deal to write about Prince Harry

’s wife, told Closer magazine in the UK, according to The US Sun.

"I really believe it’s where she sees herself going," the biographer told the mag.
She has SO much to be humble about
"I think she has a good chance of getting into the White House," he insisted — noting that the role could finally see her reuniting with the royal family she ripped in her TV tell-all.

Markle, 39, would "perhaps visit the UK to have tea with the Queen one day as President of the United States!" he remarked.

Despite his optimism for the former "Suits" star’s likely success in a presidential race, Bower warned that she would face a "major" hurdle because of her "clear sensitivity."

Posted by Fred 2021-04-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Hear me now! Buy my book!

Posted by Glans Thrith9564 2021-04-01 00:52|| 2021-04-01 00:52|| Front Page Top

#2 Congrats on the author for going public with his meth addiction!

... because only someone as addle-brained as a meth head would even come up with such obvious stupidity even in a desperate attempt for public attention.

Posted by These Forkbeard7574 2021-04-01 01:37|| 2021-04-01 01:37|| Front Page Top

#3 "biographer" = "flack"

Posted by Mercutio 2021-04-01 07:01|| 2021-04-01 07:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Wait a minute. How much stock in Dominion does this guy have?

Posted by Mercutio 2021-04-01 07:01|| 2021-04-01 07:01|| Front Page Top

#5 At this point, I can't laugh at this.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-04-01 09:30|| 2021-04-01 09:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Has about as much change as the demented Joe Biden... oh wait.... SHIT!

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-04-01 09:37|| 2021-04-01 09:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Has about as much chance as the demented Joe Biden... oh wait.... SHIT!

(I hate autocorrect)

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-04-01 09:38|| 2021-04-01 09:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Only running for preezy the same reason Bernie runs. To funnel money into the personal bank account.

If something happens, why then they will deal with that as it comes.

Posted by Blossom Wittlesbach3196 2021-04-01 10:35|| 2021-04-01 10:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Woman who thought being a princess was too hard plans to run for President

Posted by rjschwarz 2021-04-01 10:44|| 2021-04-01 10:44|| Front Page Top

#10 ~~A snowball's snowflake's ...~~No chance in Hell.

Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-01 10:51|| 2021-04-01 10:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Meghan Markle has 'good chance' of being US president, biographer says

Not unless we all go brain-dead at the same time or the Dems rig the election six ways to Sunday.

Posted by JohnQC 2021-04-01 10:55|| 2021-04-01 10:55|| Front Page Top

#12 \gets the harris cacklestare\

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-04-01 11:02|| 2021-04-01 11:02|| Front Page Top

#13 Remember, she has Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King backing her.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-04-01 13:14|| 2021-04-01 13:14|| Front Page Top

#14 At first I wanted to laugh. But now I look at our nation and how the media controls the masses and I wonder if she would not have been a better choice than Biden. At least she remembers where she is....

Posted by 49 Pan 2021-04-01 14:07|| 2021-04-01 14:07|| Front Page Top

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