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2021-02-21 Home Front: Politix

Media Informs Senator Cruz You Can Only Travel During A Crisis If You're A Democrat

[Babylon Bee] CANCUN—Ted Cruz is really ignorant of how to be a politician. The guy traveled during a crisis in his state, and he isn't even a Democrat.

What an idiot!

The media informed Cruz of his faux pas as soon as he landed in the Yucatán Peninsula, shouting at him that he's not allowed to travel during a crisis, since he has an "R" next to his name.

"You can only get away with traveling during a crisis if you specifically tell people to stay home and then don't stay home yourself!" screamed a CNN journalist on the scene as Cruz landed. "Oh, and of course, you have to be a liberal!"

A Univision reporter shouted, "Ay, Caramba!" which is reportedly a Spanish phrase meaning, "Your hypocrisy is unforgivable because you are a Republican, you moron!"

"Well, y'all, I shore am sorry," Cruz said from his resort in sunny Cancun. "I hadn't realized I would only get a pass for this if I was a liberal. Boy, howdy, am I in hot stew now, ya hear?"

At publishing time, Cruz had flown back to Texas and promised to do better, or at least to switch parties before he traveled during a crisis next time.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-02-21 07:43|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 I had no problem with him getting his family out of the deep freeze. The only two politicions who had the power to deal with the crisis was the governor who was on top of it and the president who refused to declare a disaster until after Cruz and family returned.

Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-02-21 10:34|| 2021-02-21 10:34|| Front Page Top

#2 The media posted Mrs Cruz's private text messages regarding the trip. How did they get those text messages?

Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-02-21 13:38|| 2021-02-21 13:38|| Front Page Top

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