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2020-12-31 Home Front: Politix
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Kurt: My Prediction For 2021 Is Pain
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[Townhall] There’s no hoarier cliché than to submit a column full of the predictions as your last column of the year, and since I like my clichés hoary, here’s a column full of my 2021 predictions as my last column of the year.
I predict pain.
Here are the specifics.
10. No Krakens. Sorry.
Let’s get this out-of-the-way. I predict President Asterisk will be inaugurated in January despite the massive cheating and incompetence that stole the election from the American people. Yeah, I know it’s not fair or right, but that’s my assessment of what will happen, and if you want smoke blown up your Swalwell, keep walking. ...
9. Durham Will Do Nothing
Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny. Durham the Avenger.
Nothing will happen to the real crooks. Nada. Zip. Zilch. What investigations the Asterisk Administration doesn’t order shut down will be closed out without action in the name of "preserving our institutions." ...
8. COVID Will Continue Until We Revolt
IMO, you're already revolting (against common sense) - so far, it cost you WH.
7. Trump Will Leave Twitter
6. There Will Be A SCOTUS Nomination
One of the libs will leave, probably by choice. No, it won’t be Roberts. He loves his sinecure and he’ll have to be carried out at 93. President Asterisk will nominate some pinko and the fun will begin. Hardest hit: Merrick Garland, who is too conservative for Democrats of 2021, being only a lib and not an outright leftist, will get dissed and dismissed yet again.
5. Woke Won’t Work
Slowly but surely, I think people are getting tired of Woke. None of us signed up to be ruled by a bunch of lachrymose sophomores who burst into tears because we insist they use the right toilet. Even liberals are getting sick of constantly having to navigate a minefield of microaggressions — it’s tiresome to always be worried that someone is going to freak out by your perfectly reasonable behavior.
4. The Murder Turtle Will Be Even More Of A Hero Than Dick "The Savior of Saigon" Blumenthal
He’s frustrating, sure, but Cocaine Mitch is the most skillful knife fighter/Senate Majority Leader in American history, and whether or not we win in Georgia next week (I think we will, but not enough to put money on it — just don’t be an idiot and refuse to vote if you dwell in the Peach State), he will be our bulwark against the Democrat onslaught.
3. Ghislaine Maxwell Will Not Kill Herself
Let me put it this way — with what she knows about the carnival of perversions that is our garbage elite, the most bummed guy in the world is her life insurance underwriter.
2. Trump Will Be A Kingmaker
I have many sources who supply me intriguing info and tidbits of intelligence, and the word on the street about Donald Trump running in 2024 is mixed. I think he will forego it — though I could be very wrong. But that’s for another year’s hack cliché column. This is about 2021, and what’s definitely on the agenda for the POTUS of Our Hearts is some hardcore kingmaking. He will bestow his blessing upon those who demonstrate a willingness to fight the power, and he will belittle the weak and spineless. I could not be happier to having him out there injecting some Vitamin T into the flabby posterior of the GOP.
IMO, a year from now, nobody will remember Trump. Or, you'll make him a folk hero - sans any real influence.
1. Grandpa Badfinger Will Not Be President Next New Year’s Eve
No one knows how this desiccated old weirdo will vacate the Oval Office this year, but he surely will. It might be the 25th Amendment. He might wander off while chasing a squirrel. Maybe he’ll make the mistake of digging into that plate of brownies Kamala sends up to the Lincoln Bedroom. One way or another, adios. Tick tock, the countdown has already started to Bye Bye Biden*. This old clown is a mess, and he’s getting messier, and his manifest weakness is going to draw the scavengers. The vultures are circling...
IMO, the bureaucracy - who really runs the country - will prefer Joe to the (potentially) megalomaniac Kamala.
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