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2020-12-02 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Hamas chief Sinwar positive for COVID-19
[IsraelTimes] The head of the Hamas, a contraction of the Arabic words for "frothing at the mouth", terror group in Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamaswith about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about oppression and disproportionate response...
, Yahya Sinwar, has tested positive for the novel coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
and entered quarantine, Hamas announces.

"A special coronavirus test* was conducted for Yahya Sinwar, head of Hamas in Gaza, after symptoms manifested and it came back positive... We emphasize that Yahya Sinwar is fine and in good health, thank God. He is working normally according to safety protocols and medical quarantine," Sinwar’s office says in a statement.
* A human/Cockroach hybrid test
Posted by trailing wife 2020-12-02 05:03|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top
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#1 Cheer up, Yahyah. It's probably just anthrax or bluefoot or some other livestock-related bug.
Posted by Mercutio 2020-12-02 10:00||   2020-12-02 10:00|| Front Page Top

#2 A bout of swine flu would be a bit of a laugh.
Posted by Clem 2020-12-02 11:42||   2020-12-02 11:42|| Front Page Top

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