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2020-11-19 Science & Technology

Joel Osteen 'Inspiration Cube' product review

[NotTheBee] I don't know about you, but ever since I first heard about it I've been itching to see one of these bad boys in action.

Well Sam Stephens has done us all a great service by documenting his process of ordering an Inspiration Cube and then reviewing its soul-damning functionality.

The adventure started back in October when Stephens made the sizable donation of $1 to Joel Osteen Ministries in order to procure a Cube of his very own.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-11-19 07:14|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Fuckin' con artist - no thanks.

Posted by Raj 2020-11-19 08:41|| 2020-11-19 08:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Joel is one of the richest pastors in the United States of America, and he without a doubt takes advantage of it. In the words of Osteen himself, “It’s God’s will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty.” And he stays true to his word. Joel Osteen house is situated in Houston in a wealthy suburb known as River Oaks.

The house cost him $10.5 million, and Joel and his wife also own a second $2.9 million mansion in Tanglewood, Houston. The River Oaks stone property boasts loads of unique and luxurious features which span across the large mansion, including 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, 5 open wood fireplaces, 3 elevators, a 1 bedroom guest house and outdoor pool and pool house.

It has a huge front door that is accompanied by impressive stone pillars, and it opens into a gorgeous entranceway. The home has a large backyard which is surrounded by tall green trees that make the space a little more private. It also has a large grey concrete driveway which has space to fit probably over 20 cars! What a perfect spot for his Ferrari. Joel Osteen house is 17,000 square feet and occupies a massive 1.86 acres. It is secluded by a large and beautiful ornamental fence. It is certainly more of a mega-mansion than just a house. And to think only 4 people live there.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2020-11-19 09:43|| 2020-11-19 09:43|| Front Page Top

#3 “It’s God’s will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty.”

This is why God invented Western Civilization, or so I'm told.

Posted by SteveS 2020-11-19 09:49|| 2020-11-19 09:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Knowing that Bee likes to zing Osteen, I entered with that hand.

Guess we can't live Demolition Man without the phone booth thingies giving us pep talks.

*puts dollar in jar*

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-11-19 11:07|| 2020-11-19 11:07|| Front Page Top

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