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2020-10-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Miley Cyrus claims she was once 'chased down by some sort of UFO'

No word on what she ingested prior to the encounter with the interstellar snowplow...

[PAGESIX] In a new Interview, Miley Cyrus claims she once saw a UFO and made eye contact with its driver."I was driving through San Bernardino with my friend, and I got chased down by some sort of UFO," the "Midnight Sky" singer, 27, told Interview magazine. "I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax."

Cyrus went to explain that the UFO resembled a "flying snowplow" and was "glowing yellow."

She continued, "I did see it flying, and my friend saw it, too. There were a couple of other cars on the road and they also stopped to look, so I think what I saw was real."

"The Voice" judge says that she didn’t feel threatened by the encounter and even made eye contact with the being sitting in the driver’s seat.

"I think that’s what really shook me, looking into the eyes of something that I couldn’t quite wrap my head around," she confessed, adding that the experience left her feeling disturbed.

"I was shaken for, like, five days. It f—ked me up," she said. "I couldn’t really look at the sky the same. I thought they might come back."

Cyrus isn’t the only pop star seeing aliens these days.

Demi Lovato recently revealed she’s been making contact with extraterrestrials following her split from fiancé Max Ehrich.

"Over the past couple months I have dug deep into the science of consciousness and experienced not only peace and serenity like I’ve never known but I also have witnessed the most incredibly profound sightings both in the sky as well as feet away from me," she captioned a series of photos on her Instagram this week.
Well, when I think of stable, well-adjusted models of femininity, I think of Miley and Demi.....NAAAAaaahhhhh

Posted by Fred 2020-10-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 The aliens ran off with both their brains.

Posted by gorb 2020-10-22 09:45|| 2020-10-22 09:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Must be the drugs daddy gave her to make the casting couch for Disney.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-10-22 10:36|| 2020-10-22 10:36|| Front Page Top

#3 She was driving. And using drugs she bought from a random guy. Remind me to stay far away from San Bernardino.

Posted by James 2020-10-22 11:39|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-10-22 11:39|| Front Page Top

#4 "I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax."

I know which one to bet on.

Posted by Waldemar Flomonter9347 2020-10-22 12:21|| 2020-10-22 12:21|| Front Page Top

#5 she was once 'chased down by some sort of UFO

apparently they caught her... The whole anal probe thing might explain the "twerking".

(Full disclosure - until 6 months ago, I thought Twerking was being a jerk on Twitter)

Posted by Mercutio 2020-10-22 12:54|| 2020-10-22 12:54|| Front Page Top

#6 A Foggy Night, or, Hashomon

I swept that lot practically daily.
One night, something vaguely mammalian
Roars by on the road
Just below. Man, I'm blowed...
It's a lizard-tongued, googly-eyed ALIEN!

Posted by Betty Crimble7900 2020-10-22 14:12|| 2020-10-22 14:12|| Front Page Top

#7 I doubt it. Even sex-crazed aliens have some standards!

Posted by CrazyFool 2020-10-22 15:28|| 2020-10-22 15:28|| Front Page Top

#8 It's difficult to think of a person I could care less about than this dame.

Posted by Clem 2020-10-22 15:31|| 2020-10-22 15:31|| Front Page Top

Posted by 3dc 2020-10-22 16:19|| 2020-10-22 16:19|| Front Page Top

#10 Ha! Always liked that song. Never really listened to the words, though... hmmm... probably shouldn't start now.

Checkered Flag, or, Running in Circles

Your background's too shameful or seedy?
You're guilt- ridden, insecure, needy?
When short of attention,
Just casually mention,
"I'm tired of my race!" Sure and speedy.

Posted by Betty Crimble7900 2020-10-22 23:56|| 2020-10-22 23:56|| Front Page Top

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