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2020-10-06 Home Front: Politix

Governor Cuomo Generously Offers To Admit Trump To New York Nursing Home

[Babylon Bee] ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York has extended a generous offer to house Trump at one of his state's finest nursing homes.

Cuomo says he is making the gesture out of the goodness of his heart and that nothing bad will happen to the president, as nursing homes in New York have a great track record of taking care of COVID patients.

"We've got ample space, and it's really quiet around here -- honestly, it's to die for," Governor Cuomo said. "We have plenty of beds, and rest assured, you'll be well taken care of, Mr. President."

"Many people are using Trump's illness to divide, but it's time to unite and come together as Americans, and this is just my small way to do just that."

At publishing time, Cuomo had offered instead to just send COVID patients directly to the White House to cough on everybody if that better suited the president's busy schedule.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-10-06 07:39|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 The headline was the giveaway. Cuomo is not generous.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-10-06 08:17|| 2020-10-06 08:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh, I hope this gets 'fact checked'.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-10-06 11:02|| 2020-10-06 11:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Obviously Bee™, do NYC "Nursing Homes" have barbed wire fences yet?

Posted by magpie 2020-10-06 12:41|| 2020-10-06 12:41|| Front Page Top

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