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2020-09-14 -PC Follies

Academy Strips 'Schindler's List' Of Best Picture Award Due To Lack Of Diversity

[Babylon Bee] BEVERLY HILLS, CA—The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has stripped Schindler's List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups.

"Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen transgendered characters," said Le'Jon de Froofroo, spokesperson for the Academy. "As it is, there are just a bunch of Jews and Germans -- very privileged races."

"Also, the movie has Nazis -- this is the current year, for goodness' sake!"

Steven Spielberg has been ordered by the Academy to re-release the film with an unnecessary LGBTQ+ side plot, a gay roommate for Schindler, and a song and dance number set to a Lady Gaga song over the end credits if he wishes to re-earn the Academy Award. Otherwise, it will be re-awarded to Brokeback Mountain.

This is just the first Oscar winner to be stripped of its award, as the Academy has plans to strip the award from over 95% of the winners and give them all to Brokeback Mountain.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-09-14 06:09|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 My first thought was "What the hell?" I got tagged by the BB.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-09-14 08:55|| 2020-09-14 08:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Same for me. Sad when the ridiculous sounds normal

Posted by Warthog 2020-09-14 09:45|| 2020-09-14 09:45|| Front Page Top

#3 I hope they kept this story on file. So they can re-use it on 'not Bee' soon.

Posted by CrazyFool 2020-09-14 09:47|| 2020-09-14 09:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Add me to the "Down a Buck Club;" thought my BB filter was pretty good, going to have to send it to the shop I guess, for a little work.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2020-09-14 10:08|| 2020-09-14 10:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Anyone who has seen the list of diverstiy requirements to win Best Picture should get a pass on this one.

Posted by SteveS 2020-09-14 11:41|| 2020-09-14 11:41|| Front Page Top

#6 Fuc&ers. :-)

Posted by gorb 2020-09-14 12:28|| 2020-09-14 12:28|| Front Page Top

#7 Yes, my first thought was "too close to call" on Bee / Not-Bee.

Posted by magpie 2020-09-14 15:35|| 2020-09-14 15:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Brutal. Not ashamed to say I got it but for a coin flip.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-09-14 16:17|| 2020-09-14 16:17|| Front Page Top

#9 Uff....close call

Posted by European Conservative 2020-09-14 17:16|| 2020-09-14 17:16|| Front Page Top

#10 I clicked because it sounded all too plausible with Hollyweird. BB never occurred to me.

Posted by Barbara 2020-09-14 17:55|| 2020-09-14 17:55|| Front Page Top

#11 Bee has been tough after they hired on Carnac the Magnificent.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-09-14 18:02|| 2020-09-14 18:02|| Front Page Top

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