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2020-07-30 Science & Technology

Coronavirus Test Can Detect Virus In 30 Seconds By Inserting 6-Inch Tube Inside Urethra

I'm in!
[NotAllowedTo] The new coronavirus test could lead to confirmed cases being treated quicker and fewer laboratory tests being needed, say experts.
The reinfection rate would be rather small, I'll wager.

And wait'll you read about what they have in the, er, "pipeline."

Not the Onion...to their loss...

Note the source is not a reasonably serious news source like Breitbart, the Daily Mail, or SciencXpress... or even the New York Times. Then note that the article does not link to a scientific source or refer to one, so we could look it up. Finally, a search of this test, with or without the University of Chicago Medical School yields only this article, suggesting this delightful story is either inaccurate or a hoax.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2020-07-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 I'll take my chances with the virus. My wife has been an "essential" worker this entire time. This is bullshit.

Posted by Chris 2020-07-30 02:26|| 2020-07-30 02:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like Doc in Deadwood when Hickok comes to him about "his problem."

"Now, I'm going to stick this glass rod up your peeder. It's going to hurt like hell, but you got to hold still."

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-07-30 07:16|| 2020-07-30 07:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Had a cat-hater.
No thanks.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-07-30 07:59|| 2020-07-30 07:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminds me of the Blue Mountain State oil change episode.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-07-30 10:33|| 2020-07-30 10:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Gee. Sounds like fun. I believe I will pass (pun intended).

Posted by ed in texas 2020-07-30 17:25|| 2020-07-30 17:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Too many inaccuracies = hoax.

In everything.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2020-07-30 21:26|| 2020-07-30 21:26|| Front Page Top

#7 The home page shows it's a satire site: "16 STATES REPORT AR-15 SHORTAGES AS AMERICANS “PROTECT THEMSELVES” FROM PANDEMIC"
Not in BB's league.

Posted by James 2020-07-30 22:11|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-07-30 22:11|| Front Page Top

#8 Gonna skip right on by the anal probe, eh?

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-07-30 22:18|| 2020-07-30 22:18|| Front Page Top

#9 The home page shows it's a satire site

Good to know — thank you, James. I’ll move it to Opinion, then, which is where we keep intentional humour.

Posted by trailing wife 2020-07-30 23:15|| 2020-07-30 23:15|| Front Page Top

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