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2020-07-22 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Big screen heist: Cops hunt woman who tried to steal gigantic TV that's bigger than she is from Walmart

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] Florida Woman doin’ her thang.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-07-22 06:18|| || Front Page|| [18 views ] Top

#1 Merely a public badge of her viral immunity.

Posted by Cesare 2020-07-22 07:15|| 2020-07-22 07:15|| Front Page Top

#2 She just needs to shoplift to EAT!

Haterz

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-07-22 08:01|| 2020-07-22 08:01|| Front Page Top

#3 You know, I used to be skeptical about "systematic racism" in USA. No more. Only systematic racist oppression can reduce human beings to doing some of the things I've seen African Americans do.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-07-22 08:04|| 2020-07-22 08:04|| Front Page Top

#4 Why do you think she was 'reduced'?

Posted by Skidmark 2020-07-22 10:48|| 2020-07-22 10:48|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm talking about behavior, not physical dimensions.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-07-22 11:07|| 2020-07-22 11:07|| Front Page Top

#6 ...but it has its own gravity.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-07-22 17:25|| 2020-07-22 17:25|| Front Page Top

#7 This isn't Florida woman it's worse than that it's PCP that I was warned about! Polk County People! I wonder if she just did it to get the free ride our sheriff promised if you shop lift from this store. Yes my sheriff is the one that when asked why the Miami drug dealer was shot some 40 times, he replied because my deputies ran out of bullets! I think I have even shopped in that store.

Posted by Vinegar Spolusing6485 2020-07-22 18:49|| 2020-07-22 18:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe she just had that song about the ant running through her head. Or she followed rule #1) Never steal anything small

Posted by Cheaderhead 2020-07-22 23:00|| 2020-07-22 23:00|| Front Page Top

#9 Whoah whoah whoah whoah.

Where's her mask?

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-07-22 23:17|| 2020-07-22 23:17|| Front Page Top

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