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Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo's COVID-19 Response To Be Held At Now-Vacant Nursing Home

This one cuts a little too close to the bone This Fuckstick is taking a Victory Lap after killing 37,000 elderly, and the Media is trying to help him (and Fauci)
[Babylon Bee] A ceremony honoring Governor Cuomo's fantastic response to the coronavirus pandemic will be held at a convenient location: a now-vacant nursing home upstate.

Cuomo was awarded the United States Award for Disease Response Excellence by Dr. Anthony Fauci at the recently vacated venue.

"We just had all this free space opened up," said Cuomo. "This is a great new space to host all kinds of cool events. They've got a cafeteria, lots of available beds for a little shut-eye, and a room to play Bingo. I could get comfortable here."

Dr. Fauci praised Cuomo's response and awarded him a medal honoring his contribution to the fight against the pandemic in a solemn ceremony.

The ceremony concluded with a game of shuffleboard.

"New York did it right," Fauci said in an empty room at the nursing home. "They had the right response to this thing: overreact with people who probably won't die from the virus and send the elderly to nursing homes to make sure they are safe. Governor Cuomo is a pro-science hero."

Posted by Frank G 2020-07-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 This took me a second to even think it was the Bee.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2020-07-22 00:09|| 2020-07-22 00:09|| Front Page Top

#2 No clapping was heard from the residents.

Posted by gorb 2020-07-22 01:18|| 2020-07-22 01:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Now that is Satire! The victim doesn't even know they are bleeding out.

Posted by magpie 2020-07-22 03:22|| 2020-07-22 03:22|| Front Page Top

#4 This thing in New York made me think of the Holocaust in Nazi Germany. Only this time it's Cuomo nursing homes.

Cuomo should be charged with first degree murder (some 37,000 charges.)

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2020-07-22 10:15|| 2020-07-22 10:15|| Front Page Top

#5 ^But, instead, he'll be running for US president in 2024.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-07-22 10:31|| 2020-07-22 10:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Travelers from 31 states are now required to self-quarantine for 14 days upon arrival in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut after 10 new states are added to the list

Posted by Skidmark 2020-07-22 10:53|| 2020-07-22 10:53|| Front Page Top

#7 These governors have to be trying their best to kill their economies. My wife and I were going to visit our son in NYC; but after the mandatory quarantine came out, we met halfway at a beach in Maryland instead.

So no tourist dollars from us (which would have been quite a bit) because of this policy. And I'm sure there are many others.

Posted by Tom 2020-07-22 12:59|| 2020-07-22 12:59|| Front Page Top

#8 Says Bee right up at the top, and still took halfway through.
*puts in 2 for the good write-up*

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-07-22 14:30|| 2020-07-22 14:30|| Front Page Top

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