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2020-07-09 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Hamas says it will send medical team to West Bank to help with virus
[IsraelTimes] The Hamas, the braying voice of Islamic Resistance®, terror group will send a medical team to help the Paleostinian Authority confront the coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
wave currently raging in the West Bank, the Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamaswith about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about oppression and disproportionate response...
-based Hamas Health Ministry announces.

"A qualified and multidisciplinary medical team will be sent as part of aid to the West Bank in order to confront the threat of coronavirus, and as confirmation that despite the different challenges we face, we must stand together in unity to confront them," Hamas deputy Health Minister Yusuf Abu al-Rush says.

There is no immediate comment from PA officials or Israeli authorities, who would likely need to be involved in coordinating such a move.

The Paleostinian Authority-controlled West Bank is currently locked down in the midst of confronting a second wave of coronavirus infections whose size far outweighs the first.

The Gaza Strip, on the other hand, has seemingly successfully kept the virus at bay, registering only a few cases.

In the West Bank, 4,575 coronavirus infections have been confirmed, the majority in the last two weeks. In the Gaza Strip, 72 have been confirmed, most of them dating back months.

In another development, authorities in Gaza say that street markets in the Strip will reopen on Saturday.
Posted by trailing wife 2020-07-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ]  Top
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#1 Hamas has a medical team?

I image it goes like this: Doctor, " this patent has COVID-19, lets apply the treatment! "BANG!" Doctor to spouse, "the treatment was a resounding success! "yes the patent died, but the patent is now cured!

Alternatively: Doctor, "The patent has Covid-19, lets start the treatment!" "We have the finest essential oil in the world, it's made with the best ghost pepper we could find! (Apply essential oil to nether region.) Patent "Ahheeeee!" "It burn, it burn!" Doctor "oh dear let give the patent some pain relief." BANG! Doctor to spouse, "The treatment was a resounding success!, but the patent had a allergic reaction to the pain relief!"

I can keep on going with this...
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2020-07-09 08:09||   2020-07-09 08:09|| Front Page Top

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